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Ted (2012) 7.1
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7.1/10 from 238,552 users
Metascore: 62/100
Reviews: 514 user | 404 critic | 37 from Metacritic.com As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship. Director:Seth MacFarlane |
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Cast
| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Mark Wahlberg | ... | ||
| Mila Kunis | ... | ||
| Seth MacFarlane | ... |
Ted
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| Joel McHale | ... | ||
| Giovanni Ribisi | ... | ||
| Patrick Warburton | ... | ||
| Matt Walsh | ... | ||
| Jessica Barth | ... | ||
| Aedin Mincks | ... | ||
| Bill Smitrovich | ... | ||
| Patrick Stewart | ... |
Narrator
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| Norah Jones | ... |
Herself
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| Sam J. Jones | ... |
Himself
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| Tom Skerritt | ... |
Himself
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| Bretton Manley | ... |
Young John
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Plot Synopsis
Storyline
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous
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Ted is coming.Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)
Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »Parents Guide:
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Country:
USALanguage:
EnglishRelease Date:
29 June 2012 (USA) See more »Also Known As:
Teddy Bear See more »Box Office
Budget:
$50,000,000 (estimated)Opening Weekend:
$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)Gross:
$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)Company Credits
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Runtime:
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1.85 : 1
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Lori: Ted, that's a really nice offer, but I don't...
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Written by Tim Mercer, Mike Burdge and Scott Garapolo
Performed by Daphne
Courtesy of Mercer Records
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Goofs
When Norah Jones is playing guitar on stage she has a capo on the second fret but when the song ends there is no capo on the guitar. See more »Quotes
Ted: [sigh] Look, John... loves you very much. More than anything in the world, and he's... fallin' to fuckin' pieces without ya. Y'know, he knows he screwed up huge, but, you gotta believe me: it wasn't all his fault... Alright? I told him to bale on you, that night at Rex's. And he said, "No."... He said, "No." He was gonna stay there with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori... I promise, I will leave and I will never come back. Alright? He'll be all yours.Lori: Ted, that's a really nice offer, but I don't...
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Crazy Credits
The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »Soundtracks
"Crush"Written by Tim Mercer, Mike Burdge and Scott Garapolo
Performed by Daphne
Courtesy of Mercer Records
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I really should start this with a warning: This film is not for everyone! If you are easily offended (by swearing, sexual references, casual racism and various stereotypes) then you should read no further and give this one a miss. However, if you are a fan of Seth MacFarlane's other projects (Family Guy, American Dad) and maybe you call yourself an "80's child" (so many pop culture references to this time) you are going to love this.
Sure some parts are a little disjointed, the story seems vaguely familiar and the "moral" of it kind of gets lost but quite frankly, it's just so darn funny none of that matters. The script is hilarious, the cameos are fantastic and the soundtrack is perfect.
Ted himself is well animated and Seth (apart from sounding a little like Peter Griffin) voices him with the usual competence. Mark Wahlberg delivers exactly what we have come to expect from him, and the rest of the cast seem to have had fun filming, which comes across in the various performances no matter how big or small. The acceptance and interaction of everyone with a living teddy-bear adds to the simple joy of this film, and you find yourself happy to watch and not question why nobody is fazed by this. TED is a laugh a minute, party of a film and I, for one, can't wait to see it again.