No-good, terrible films that will hurt you.

by creepshow | created - 02 May 2016 | updated - 26 Jul 2017 | Public

A list of the 75+ most painful movies you will ever witness!

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1. Night of the Chihuahuas (2004 Video)

Not Rated | 76 min | Horror

Leon arrives in the small town of San Miguel in southern Arizona only to find that most of the town has been brutally slaughtered. He is confronted by Samantha, a police officer from the ... See full summary »

Director: David Michael Quiroz Jr. | Stars: Jason Bastian, Ron Berg, Shaun Brown, John Carrig

Votes: 24

2. Blood Freak (1972)

X | 86 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A biker comes upon a girl with a flat tire and offers her a ride home. He winds up at a drug party with the girl's sister, then follows her to a turkey farm owned by her father, a mad ... See full summary »

Directors: Brad F. Grinter, Steve Hawkes | Stars: Steve Hawkes, Dana Cullivan, Randy Grinter, Heather Hughes

Votes: 1,408

3. Monster a-Go Go (1965)

TV-PG | 70 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A space capsule crash-lands on Earth, and the astronaut aboard disappears. Is there a connection between the missing man and the monster roaming the area?

Directors: Bill Rebane, Herschell Gordon Lewis | Stars: Philip Morton, June Travis, George Perry, Lois Brooks

Votes: 8,109

4. Sax Rohmer's The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969)

PG | 92 min | Adventure, Crime, Horror

An evil Chinese mastermind plots to freeze the Earth's oceans.

Director: Jesús Franco | Stars: Christopher Lee, Richard Greene, Howard Marion-Crawford, Günther Stoll

Votes: 1,737

5. Chupacabra vs. the Alamo (2013 TV Movie)

88 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror

San Antonio, Texas. The bodies of various drug cartel members are turning up mangled and drained of blood. Tough DEA agent Carlos Seguin discovers that the grisly murders are being ... See full summary »

Director: Terry Ingram | Stars: Erik Estrada, Julia Benson, Jorge Vargas, Vanesa Tomasino

Votes: 682

6. Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)

Not Rated | 90 min | Horror, Thriller

A platoon of eagles and vultures attack Hollywood, California. Why did the eagles and vultures attack? Who will survive?

Director: James Nguyen | Stars: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Thomas Favaloro, Chelsea Turnbo

Votes: 4,188

7. Nightbeast (1982)

R | 80 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A creature from outer space crash lands in a small town and starts killing people.

Directors: Don Dohler, Dave Geatty | Stars: Tom Griffith, Jamie Zemarel, Karin Kardian, George Stover

Votes: 1,311

8. Miami Models (1994)

Unrated | 90 min | Comedy

Barry's millionaire boss leaves him in charge of his South Miami Beach mansion, and together with his son, Barry Jr., they use the house as a base of operations for a new modeling agency. ... See full summary »

Director: Paul Madden | Stars: Jeff Mustard, Gregory Van Dam, Ute Weigel, Marita Makkonen

Votes: 35

9. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)

Not Rated | 70 min | Horror

A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.

Director: Harold P. Warren | Stars: Tom Neyman, John Reynolds, Diane Adelson, Harold P. Warren

Votes: 34,266

10. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

PG | 100 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

1 Metascore

Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.

Director: Rod Amateau | Stars: Anthony Newley, Mackenzie Astin, Phil Fondacaro, Katie Barberi

Votes: 7,287 | Gross: $1.58M

11. Killer Tumbleweeds (2008)

87 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

The good people of Middle America are being attacked by tumbleweeds! The U.S. military is testing tumbleweeds as weapons to destroy terrorists. The tumbleweeds have escaped. Now hundreds of... See full summary »

Director: Ben McCain | Stars: Ben McCain, Butch McCain, Bella Shaw, Mike Kimmel

Votes: 23

12. Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988)

PG | 98 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

Crazy old Professor Gangreen has developed a way to make tomatoes look human for a second invasion.

Director: John De Bello | Stars: Anthony Starke, George Clooney, Karen M. Waldron, Steve Lundquist

Votes: 6,515

13. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II (1989)

PG | 80 min | Action, Fantasy, Adventure

Three kingdoms have been overtaken by three evil lords and only a teenage boy with magical powers can restore peace to the land.

Director: Charles B. Griffith | Stars: Mel Welles, Robert Jayne, David Carradine, Susan Lee Hoffman

Votes: 911

14. Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009 Video)

R | 80 min | Action, Comedy, Horror

The survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet, Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts. He leads them into the sewers as they travel to the big city. Along ... See full summary »

Director: John Gulager | Stars: Jenny Wade, Martin Klebba, Carl Anthony Payne II, Juan Longoria García

Votes: 5,150

15. Hunk (1987)

PG | 102 min | Comedy, Fantasy

A computer nerd makes a deal with the Devil and gets a new beefcake body.

Director: Lawrence Bassoff | Stars: John Allen Nelson, Steve Levitt, Deborah Shelton, Rebeccah Bush

Votes: 1,210 | Gross: $1.75M

16. Up the Creek (1984)

R | 96 min | Comedy

Bob McGraw is in his 12th year of college, goofing his way through life.

Director: Robert Butler | Stars: Tim Matheson, Jennifer Runyon, Stephen Furst, Dan Monahan

Votes: 2,986 | Gross: $11.70M

17. Caddyshack II (1988)

PG | 98 min | Comedy, Sport

7 Metascore

When a crass new-money tycoon's membership application is turned down at a snooty country club, he retaliates by buying the club and turning it into a tacky amusement park.

Director: Allan Arkush | Stars: Jackie Mason, Robert Stack, Dyan Cannon, Dina Merrill

Votes: 14,385 | Gross: $11.80M

18. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)

Unrated | 54 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A defecting Soviet scientist is hit by a nuclear explosion near Yucca Flats and roams around as a beast.

Director: Coleman Francis | Stars: Douglas Mellor, Barbara Francis, Bing Stafford, Larry Aten

Votes: 8,113

19. Walk the Angry Beach (1961)

74 min | Drama

A young girl comes to Hollywood to try to break into the movies, but winds up being taken advantage of by sleazy producers, and is forced to become a stripper.

Director: John Hayes | Stars: Tony Vorno, Paul Bruce, Ernest Macias, John Barrick

Votes: 467

20. What Do You Say to a Naked Lady? (1970)

X | 85 min | Documentary, Comedy

Candid Camera's Allen Funt secretly tapes people's reactions to unexpected encounters with nudity in unusual situations, such as when a naked young woman casually exits an elevator in an ... See full summary »

Director: Allen Funt | Stars: Joie Addison, Laura Huston, Martin Meyers, Karil Daniels

Votes: 464 | Gross: $0.16M

21. Skyscraper (1996 Video)

R | 96 min | Action, Thriller

A helicopter charter soon turns deadly when the female pilot finds that she is on a building held by terrorists. It is up to her and her husband to save the hostages.

Director: Raymond Martino | Stars: Anna Nicole Smith, Richard Steinmetz, Branimir Cikatiæ, Calvin Levels

Votes: 2,238

22. Future War (1997 Video)

Unrated | 90 min | Action, Fantasy, Sci-Fi

A run-away human slave from Earth's future escapes to the present.

Director: Anthony Doublin | Stars: Daniel Bernhardt, Robert Z'Dar, Travis Brooks Stewart, Kazja

Votes: 3,937

23. Howling V: The Rebirth (1989)

R | 96 min | Horror

A group of strangers visit an ancient Hungarian castle and bring along a werewolf.

Director: Neal Sundstrom | Stars: Phil Davis, Victoria Catlin, Elizabeth Shé, Ben Cole

Votes: 2,273

24. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995)

R | 87 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller

50 Metascore

A group of teenagers get into a car crash in the Texas woods on prom night, and then wander into an old farmhouse that is home to Leatherface (Robert Jacks) and his insane family of cannibalistic psychopaths.

Director: Kim Henkel | Stars: Renée Zellweger, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Jacks, Tonie Perensky

Votes: 19,248 | Gross: $0.19M

25. Horrors of Spider Island (1960)

Unrated | 77 min | Horror

Survivors of a plane crash on a remote island find it is covered by spiders. When bitten, the survivors start turning into spiders!

Director: Fritz Böttger | Stars: Harald Maresch, Helga Franck, Alexander D'Arcy, Helga Neuner

Votes: 3,484

26. Going Bananas (1987)

PG | 95 min | Adventure, Comedy

While on vacation in a fictitious African country, the young son of a US senator, his guardian and their guide must stop the corrupt local police chief and the shady owner of a local circus from capturing their new friend - a talking ape.

Director: Boaz Davidson | Stars: Dom DeLuise, Jimmie Walker, David Mendenhall, Deep Roy

Votes: 381

27. Million Dollar Mystery (1987)

PG | 95 min | Comedy, Mystery

A disparate group of travelers is eating in an isolated restaurant when a man drops dead of a heart attack. Before he dies, they discover that he is wanted for stealing several million ... See full summary »

Director: Richard Fleischer | Stars: Eddie Deezen, Wendy Sherman, Rick Overton, Mona Lyden

Votes: 360 | Gross: $0.99M

28. 2001: A Space Travesty (2000)

R | 99 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

Marshal Dix is to free US president from aliens on the int'l lunar base. A clone has replaced him in The White House. Can Dix prevent an alien invasion?

Director: Allan A. Goldstein | Stars: Leslie Nielsen, Ophélie Winter, Ezio Greggio, Peter Egan

Votes: 11,274

29. Mankillers (1987)

R | 88 min | Action

A female CIA agent is assigned to train and lead an all-female squad to Colombia to stop a renegade agent who has hired himself out to a drug cartel.

Director: David A. Prior | Stars: Edd Byrnes, Gail Fisher, Edy Williams, Lynda Aldon

Votes: 251

30. Mexican Werewolf in Texas (2005)

Not Rated | 88 min | Horror

In the dusty little town of Furlough in Texas, an animal is slaughtering the cattle and the locals. When the teenager Tommy is killed, their friends Anna Furlough, her Mexican-American ... See full summary »

Director: Scott Maginnis | Stars: Erika Fay, Gabriel Gutierrez, Michael Carreo, Martine Hughes

Votes: 583

31. Superman and the Mole-Men (1951)

Passed | 58 min | Action, Adventure, Drama

When underground beings explore the surface world from a deep oil well and inadvertantly cause a panic, only Superman can prevent a tragedy.

Director: Lee Sholem | Stars: George Reeves, Phyllis Coates, Jeff Corey, Walter Reed

Votes: 1,669

32. Sometimes They Come Back... Again (1996 Video)

R | 98 min | Horror

A man and his daughter return to his hometown only to be terrorized by demons who had sacrificed the man's sister in the past.

Director: Adam Grossman | Stars: Michael Gross, Alexis Arquette, Hilary Swank, Bojesse Christopher

Votes: 3,132

33. Ski Patrol (1990)

PG | 91 min | Action, Comedy

A developer attempts to sabotage the safety record of a ski resort.

Director: Rich Correll | Stars: Roger Rose, T.K. Carter, Yvette Nipar, Leslie Jordan

Votes: 3,227 | Gross: $8.53M

34. Look What's Happened to Rosemary's Baby (1976 TV Movie)

Unrated | 100 min | Horror

Having been adopted by the madam of a southwestern brothel, a now adult Adrian must cope with the fact that he's Satan's kid, and not living up to his expectations.

Director: Sam O'Steen | Stars: Stephen McHattie, Patty Duke, Broderick Crawford, Ruth Gordon

Votes: 710

35. High Stakes (1989)

R | 102 min | Thriller

A New York hooker tries to keep her daughter out of the clutches of the mobsters she works for.

Director: Amos Kollek | Stars: Sally Kirkland, Robert LuPone, Richard Lynch, Sarah Michelle Gellar

Votes: 205

36. All Monsters Attack (1969)

G | 70 min | Action, Adventure, Family

A bullied schoolboy dreams of traveling to Monster Island, where he befriends Godzilla's son, who is also having bully troubles.

Directors: Ishirô Honda, Jun Fukuda, Kengo Furusawa | Stars: Kenji Sahara, Machiko Naka, Tomonori Yazaki, Hideyo Amamoto

Votes: 3,677

37. Disorderlies (1987)

PG | 86 min | Comedy

Three bumbling orderlies are hired to take care of an old rich man. Humorous mayhem follows.

Director: Michael Schultz | Stars: Darren Robinson, Damon Wimbley, Mark Morales, Anthony Geary

Votes: 1,970 | Gross: $10.35M

38. Horror Hospital (1973)

R | 90 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

Two British companions who met on a train heading to the rural countryside stay with a bizarre host of characters in a secluded, curious mansion. Unknown to them, there is a sinister secret behind closed doors.

Director: Antony Balch | Stars: Michael Gough, Robin Askwith, Vanessa Shaw, Ellen Pollock

Votes: 1,290

39. Meatballs III: Summer Job (1986)

R | 96 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Romance

The ghost of a dead porn star comes to Earth to help a nerd with his sex life.

Director: George Mendeluk | Stars: Sally Kellerman, Patrick Dempsey, Al Waxman, Isabelle Mejias

Votes: 2,204 | Gross: $2.15M

40. Razorback (1984)

R | 95 min | Horror, Thriller

As a vicious wild boar terrorizes the Australian outback, the husband of one of the victims is joined by a hunter and a farmer in a search for the beast.

Director: Russell Mulcahy | Stars: Gregory Harrison, Arkie Whiteley, Bill Kerr, Chris Haywood

Votes: 5,495 | Gross: $0.15M

41. Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992 TV Movie)

Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy

The nerds have taken the college, but some jocks are not going to allow this anymore.

Director: Roland Mesa | Stars: Robert Carradine, Ted McGinley, Curtis Armstrong, Julia Montgomery

Votes: 4,597

42. Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993 Video)

R | 88 min | Fantasy, Horror, Thriller

Thrill-seeking teenagers resurrect a demon from his grave and a bloody rampage for revenge begins.

Director: Jeff Burr | Stars: Andrew Robinson, Ami Dolenz, Soleil Moon Frye, J. Trevor Edmond

Votes: 3,989

43. Werewolf (1995 Video)

R | 99 min | Horror

Unscrupulous archaeologists try to take advantage of an outbreak of lycanthropy prompted by the discovery of a werewolf skeleton in the Arizona desert.

Director: Tony Zarindast | Stars: Jorge Rivero, Richard Lynch, Federico Cavalli, Adriana Stastny

Votes: 3,387

44. Flesh Gordon (1974)

R | 78 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

Emperor Wang is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon

Directors: Michael Benveniste, Howard Ziehm | Stars: Jason Williams, Suzanne Fields, Joseph Hudgins, William Dennis Hunt

Votes: 3,782

45. The Mysterious Monsters (1975)

G | 86 min | Documentary

Peter Graves examines a range of supernatural topics, including mysterious monsters Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster and the Yeti, and also psychics and hypnotism.

Director: Robert Guenette | Stars: Peter Graves, Peter Hurkos, William Stenberg, Sidney Walter

Votes: 223

46. Fast Food (1989)

PG-13 | 92 min | Comedy