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The Matrimonial Bed (1930) Poster

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Marrieanne: Be careful or you'll fall!

Corinne: For such a charming man! I would be quite willing to fall.

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Corinne: Is he good?

Marrieanne: Eh, I don't know that; but, he's a good hairdresser!

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Juliet Corton: Corinne, oh, what a dear he was.

Corinne: So gay!

Juliet Corton: Yes.

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Juliet Corton: Oh, my dear, that's a lovely hat.

Sylvaine: Oh, do you really like it?

Juliet Corton: It suits your bob so well. Whose you're barber?

Sylvaine: I always go to the same man. He does me rather well. Of course, he's mad about me!

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Sylvaine: [on the phone] Sylvaine speaking. Can you come out tonight? No! No, you naughty boy! On business! To wave a lady's hair.

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Sylvaine: Did you recommend Monsieur Leopold to Madame Corton?

Marrieanne: Yes, Mademoiselle.

Sylvaine: Have you known him long?

Marrieanne: Oh, yes, Mademoiselle. He's practiced on my hair for months. Oh, when he touches you - what a thrill!

Sylvaine: Little rat!

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Marrieanne: The hair dresser's here, Madame.

Juliet Corton: Oh, well, show him in here. This is as good a place as any. Tell Corinne to get some hot water. I'll get into my negligee.

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Juliet Corton: Oh! Those fingers! I mean, they - they tickle.

Leopold Trebel: No extra charge.

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Leopold Trebel: Oh, Madame, compared to the picture of your hair, silk is like twine. It almost asked to be played with.

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August Charbonnier: Adolph!

Leopold Trebel: I don't get you, sir?

August Charbonnier: You are not he?

Leopold Trebel: No sir, I am I.

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Juliet Corton: Oh, hurry up, please. I'm very nervous.

Leopold Trebel: Yes, Madame. I always make it a point to be rapid with the ladies. Am I wrong?

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Juliet Corton: Oh, don't touch me like that, please. I...

Leopold Trebel: Oh, I'm sorry, Madame. I only do it as an artist.

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Juliet Corton: When he touches me, I just feel faint. Its exactly like one of Adolph's kisses. Oh, if he touches the lobes of my ears, I don't know what will happen!

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Leopold Trebel: Now, lady, may I tidy up the back of your neck?

Juliet Corton: Oh, no, don't, please.

Leopold Trebel: Oh, but I must!

Juliet Corton: Ohhhh!

Dr. Fried (credits): What is it?

Juliet Corton: Oh! He touched my lobe.

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Dr. Fried (credits): Did you pinch her lobe?

Leopold Trebel: Of course, I did! It's part of my system. You can't very well finish off a lady without first pulling down the lobe!

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Gustave Corton: It's all your fault, sir.

Leopold Trebel: My fault? I did nothing.

Gustave Corton: You pinched her lobe!

Leopold Trebel: Oh, you should see what I do to some of my customers.

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Dr. Fried (credits): Will you kindly show me your chest?

Leopold Trebel: If you show me yours.

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Dr. Fried (credits): Here, hold my hand.

Leopold Trebel: Oh, Doctor.

Dr. Fried (credits): Hold my hand!

Leopold Trebel: Sir, I may be a hairdresser, but I don't hold gentlemen's hands.

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Gustave Corton: Have you been drinking?

Corinne: No. But, when you're gone - I'll get blotto!

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Susan Trebel: Is Gustave another one?

Juliet Corton: No. Gustave is Corton.

Corinne: And Madame is Noblet.

Susan Trebel: But Leopold is Trebel.

Leopold Trebel: And Hoover is Mussolini.

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Leopold Trebel: May I ask when we first met?

Susan Trebel: Why, yes. I advertised for a useful man.

Leopold Trebel: Useful? I trust, Madame, I haven't disappointed you.

Susan Trebel: On the contrary.

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Leopold Trebel: How was it we were married?

Susan Trebel: Well, one night, just as we were closing the shop, you suddenly seized me in your arms and kissed me - on the spot.

Leopold Trebel: On the what?

Susan Trebel: On the spot!

Leopold Trebel: Oh, I see. And what did you do?

Susan Trebel: I discharged you.

Leopold TrebelSusan Trebel: On the spot.

Leopold Trebel: Yes. But, you took me back.

Susan Trebel: Exactly.

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Leopold Trebel: I don't drink or any sort of thing like that?

Susan Trebel: No. You are a teetotaler.

Leopold Trebel: I'm a what?

Susan Trebel: Teetotaler

Leopold Trebel: Oh - that's too bad.

Susan Trebel: You don't drink, Monsieur, because you don't like it.

Leopold Trebel: Says you.

Susan Trebel: What?

Leopold Trebel: I say that's very true. That's true.

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Leopold Trebel: Haven't I any pet name for you?

Susan Trebel: Yes. Tittles.

Leopold Trebel: Tittles. And what do you call me - when you're not angry?

Susan Trebel: Oh, I'm never angry with you Leopold.

Leopold Trebel: But, haven't you a pet name for me?

Susan Trebel: Yes. Tottles.

Leopold Trebel: You're very beautiful.

Susan Trebel: You always say so, Tottles.

Leopold Trebel: And may I say that your form is exquisite - Tittles.

Susan Trebel: You never cease to admire it, Tot.

Leopold Trebel: Don't I, Tit?

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Leopold Trebel: Life's short. Things happen.

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Leopold Trebel: How do I act when I'm the hairdresser?

Dr. Fried (credits): Oh, your manner is a little, eh...

Leopold Trebel: Fresh?

Dr. Fried (credits): Fresh? Ah, no, no. Gay, chipper, sort of, dandified.

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Leopold Trebel: Oh, Madame, may I ask that you be one of my steady customers?

Juliet Corton: In deed, I shall be.

Leopold Trebel: Then please, this - this is my card. The address is on the upper part and the telephone number below. Do call and see me some time, won't you?

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Leopold Trebel: Monsieur, do you know sometime I should *love* to shave you.

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