Mild-mannered insurance investigator Willard checks on the claim that an old woman who owns a tattoo parlor has died. She tells him that her Ouija board gave her a message that she would be killed by a wizard. Willard tells her that she will not receive any money until she is dead, and she suddenly dies of a heart attack. Her will states that her killer would inherit her duck. The Dirty Duck takes Willard on a quest to experience life to the fullest. How? First, they're both thrown into jail. Next they go to a bordello to get Willard laid.
Wouldn't YOU Like a Good Duck Tonight?
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Did You Know?
Despite the alternate title, this film has no connection whatsoever with the comic-strip character "Dirty Duck", created by Bobby London. See more
I know John Lennon, I know Yoko Ono...
[Yoko Ono's head pops up and starts screaming
Shut up, Yoko!
The end credits were handwritten (possibly by Charles Swenson
), and feature many spelling errors. (I.E. 'nego,' meaning 'NEGRO'; 'dyke' is spelled 'dike'; etc.) See more