The Dukes of Hazzard (1979–1985)
The Balladeer: [opening song] Just the good ole' boys / Never meanin' no harm / Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born / Straightenin' the curves / Flattenin' the hills / Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will / Makin' their way the only way they know how / That's just a little bit more than the law will allow / Just the good ole' boys / Wouldn't change if they could / Fightin' the system like a true-modern day Robin Hood.
Bo & Luke: [shout] Yee-haw!
Cooter Davenport: Breaker One, Breaker One, I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb! Craaazy Cooter comin' at ya! Ya'll out there on the Hazzard net?
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ohhh! That was a *horrendous* crash!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ya dun *scuffed* my ve-hicle!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Enos! This is your superior officer RosCOOOOOOOOO P. Coltrane!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: OOOOOOH! I'm in "Hot Pursuit!"
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: I love it! I love it!
Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg: Roscoe, arrest them Duke boys!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: I'm gonna cuff ya an' stuff ya!