The Charmings (1987–1988)
Dori Brenner: Sally Miller
Snow White Charming : Mother, you shouldn't be doing bad deeds this close to Christmas, you want to be on your best behavior for Santa.
Queen Lillian White : Santa? You two still believe in Santa? Oh this is rich.
Snow White Charming : Why shouldn't we believe in him?
Eric Charming : Hasn't he come every year on Christmas Eve?
Queen Lillian White : This is not the Enchanted Forrest, this is the Twentieth Century. There are no wishing wells, no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and certainly no Santa Claus.
Sally Miller : [knocks on the door, then enters] Hi, you guys want to come to the mall to see Santa Claus?
Sally Miller : After the game these guys usually go out together, they drink beer, eat pizza, tell off color jokes, and have belching contests.
Snow White Charming : Why?
Sally Miller : It's what they call male bonding.
Snow White Charming : Well, Eric will just have to bond another time because he told me he's coming to my meeting.
Sally Miller : Honey, none of the husbands go to these things. What makes you think you're married to the only prince?
Snow White Charming : Trust me!