Lowbrow humor is the feature in this 'Porky's for girls'. The students of an elite international private school that teaches rich young women how to behave like proper ladies rebel against their strict, snobbish and brutish head teacher.
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Written and Performed by Maurice & The Clichés
[plays as girls spend their evening chatting in their room and the teacher's effeminate assistant visits them; plays again when one of the boys is phoning the girls] See more »
I think that this is the worst film I have ever seen. It has no redeeming features. The "actors" certainly can't act, there is no storyline and you don't care about anything. There is no humor or emotion. I can't imagine why anyone would bother to make a film like this. Avoid!
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