Tango & Cash (1989) Poster

(1989)

Sylvester Stallone: Lt. Raymond Tango

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Quotes 

  • Ray Tango : Rambo? Rambo's a pussy.

  • [Tango has just stuck a grenade down a bad guy's pants] 

    Ray Tango : My contribution to birth control.

  • Gabriel Cash : I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R...

    Ray Tango : What's F.U.B.A.R.?

    Gabriel Cash : Fucked-Up Beyond All Recognition.

  • Captain Schroeder : If you really wanted to stare death in the eye, you shoulda gotten married.

    Ray Tango : [laughs]  Is that a proposal?

  • Gabriel Cash : You're getting a little radical here, don't you think?

    Ray Tango : What's radical?

    Gabriel Cash : Blowing a man's head off with a fucking hand grenade is a touch much, don't you think?

    Ray Tango : You got your way, I got mine. You know, I'm kind of glad you didn't want to talk, Requin...

    Gabriel Cash : You know what? I'll just shoot him in the goddamn leg, he'll talk!

    Ray Tango : I don't want the leg, I want the whole package!

    Gabriel Cash : Maybe he doesn't know anything, okay?

    Ray Tango : I don't really care!

  • Assistant Warden Matt Sokowski : What's widdya friend?

    Gabriel Cash : He's a little upset. He misses his wardrobe.

    [then as they leave the room] 

    Ray Tango : I DO miss my wardrobe.

  • Gabriel Cash : You know, it's a free country, Tango.

    Ray Tango : Yeah.

    Gabriel Cash : And people are free to do whatever they want.

    Ray Tango : So?

    Gabriel Cash : Well, your sister is very, very free.

    Ray Tango : I'm going to kill you.

  • Ray Tango : When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit.

    Gabriel Cash : I'll bring the chainsaw.

    Ray Tango : I'll bring the beer.

  • [Tango grabs a hefty submachine gun and hands Cash a pistol] 

    Ray Tango : Here.

    Gabriel Cash : Aw, c'mon, how come yours is bigger than mine?

    Ray Tango : Genetics, peewee.

  • [after Requin breaks down and confesses] 

    Gabriel Cash : You know, Potato Head, you just fell for the oldest routine in the book: bad cop...

    Ray Tango : Worse cop!

  • Gabriel Cash : When this is over, remind me to rip Jumbo there's tongue out.

    Ray Tango : With a tow truck.

  • [Tango just bursts through screen door and lands on his captain] 

    Ray Tango : Captain?

    Captain Schroeder : Is this the way you screen all your guests?

  • Ray Tango : Do you think he's telling the truth?

    Gabriel Cash : I don't know. But it's not raining and he's standing in a puddle.

    Ray Tango : Disgusting.

  • Yves Perret : Ah, the infamous Cash and Tango. Dishonored. Imprisoned. Such a shameful fall from glory.

    Ray Tango : And who are you?

    Yves Perret : Just think of me as somebody who doesn't like you very much.

  • Ray Tango : Pleasure doing time with ya.

    Gabriel Cash : Yeah, I'll never forget that time in the shower.

  • [walking to the showers in prison naked] 

    Gabriel Cash : Nice to see your underwear problem is solved.

    Ray Tango : I noticed. And Cash? You can stop holding your stomach.

  • Ray Tango : What are you doing? What are you doing?

    Gabriel Cash : Relax. Soap. And don't flatter yourself... Peewee.

  • [Requin is holding Cash at gunpoint, when Tango appears behind him] 

    Ray Tango : [English accent]  Shame, shame! Don't you know ponytails are out this season? How you doin', Cash?

    Gabriel Cash : [disarms Requin]  Oh, things are just getting better by the second.

    Ray Tango : There's a party up on the roof.

    Gabriel Cash : Can I invite Mr. Potato Head here?

    Ray Tango : Sure! Wouldn't be a party without Potato Head.

  • Owen : Your Honor, the defendants wish to change their plea.

    [Crowd is stunned. Judge McCormick bangs his gavel] 

    Judge McCormick : Order! Very well, Counselor. What is the plea?

    Ray Tango : Your Honor, may I approach the bench, please?

    Judge McCormick : Proceed, Mr. Tango.

    Ray Tango : [Gets up, looks at Owen]  It's okay.

    [Tango approaches the bench] 

    Ray Tango : Your Honor, I have been a policeman for 12 years, and I think it's the best organization in the country. At times, I've been accused of being too aggressive at taking criminals off the streets. Well, if that's a sin, then I guess I'm guilty. All the cops I've worked with are good cops. They are... doing a tough job. And I only hope that the outcome of this trial is such, that the whole department is not judged by what has transpired here. Thank you.

    [Tango returns to his seat] 

    Judge McCormick : Do you have anything to add, Mr. Cash?

    Gabriel Cash : [Nods]  Yeah.

    Ray Tango : [Grabs Cash's arm]  No!

    Gabriel Cash : Yeah.

    Ray Tango : No-no.

    Gabriel Cash : Yeah.

    Ray Tango : No.

    [Cash gets up] 

    Gabriel Cash : Mr. Tango has, uh, spoken very eloquently. I wish I could be as forgiving. But I can't, because... this whole thing... fucking sucks! I mean, this is the biggest pile of shit I've ever...

    [Crowd applauses] 

    Judge McCormick : Order! Order!

  • Gabriel Cash : You don't know anything about electricity, do you?

    Ray Tango : No.

    Gabriel Cash : As long as you're only touching one wire and you're not touching the ground, you don't get electrocuted.

    [Thinks about it for a moment] 

    Gabriel Cash : Um, right?

    Ray Tango : I don't know.

    Gabriel Cash : I don't either.

  • Gabriel Cash : This has got to be a mistake. What do you think?

    Ray Tango : I think my underwear is riding into my throat.

  • Ray Tango : I think that with your IQ, you're unarmed and still VERY dangerous.

  • Ray Tango : Why just use your Plan A?

    Gabriel Cash : Because it's a hell of a lot better than your Plan B, which you don't even have.

  • Ray Tango : Your Honor, I have been a policeman for 12 years and I think it's the best organization in the country. At times I've been accused of being too aggressive at taking criminals off the street. Well, if that's a sin, I guess I'm guilty. All the cops I've worked with are good cops.

    [to fellow officers] 

    Ray Tango : You are. Doing a tough job. And I only hope that the outcome of this trial is such that the whole department is not judged by what has transpired here. Thank you.

    Judge McCormick : Do you have anything to add Mr. Cash?

    Gabriel Cash : [snickers]  Yeah.

    Ray Tango : No.

    Gabriel Cash : Oh, yeah.

    Ray Tango : No no.

    Gabriel Cash : Yeah.

    Ray Tango : No.

    Gabriel Cash : [stands up to address the judge]  Mr. Tango has spoken very eloquently and I wish I could be as forgiving. But I can't because this whole thing... FUCKING SUCKS.

  • Gabriel Cash : I've got good news and bad news.

    Ray Tango : What's the bad news?

    Gabriel Cash : We're almost out of gas.

    Ray Tango : What's the good news?

    Gabriel Cash : We're ALMOST out of gas.

  • [Tango's just stopped a truck and its occupants are now rolling sore on the road] 

    Ray Tango : Glad you could drop in. Do you like jewelery?

    [presenting cuffs] 

    Face : Oh, fuck you.

    Ray Tango : I prefer blondes.

    [Conan spits on Tango's shoes] 

    Ray Tango : [tossing cuffs onto the ground]  Do the honors.

  • [dangling Requin off a roof by his legs] 

    Gabriel Cash : Come on, you meat puppet! Who pulls your strings?

    Requin : Piss off! Bollocks to Plan A! I like this! The view's great up here! Heh, heh!

    Gabriel Cash : What'd he say?

    Ray Tango : Plan "A"'s a loser.

    Gabriel Cash : Hold on. Give me a name, Death-Breath, or you're going back to fucking England in a fucking baggie!

    Requin : Up yours, arsehole! You ain't worth a toss! Go on, drop me! Do it!

    Gabriel Cash : Plan "A" is definitely a loser.

  • Gabriel Cash : This is the tape that's gonna clear our names, courtesy of our friend Jumbo the Forgerer. What do you got?

    Ray Tango : I got a quarter of four.

  • [Conan arrives to the laundry full of vengeful prisoners] 

    Ray Tango : Oh shit, it's Conan.

    Gabriel Cash : What?

    Ray Tango : It's Conan.

    Gabriel Cash : We're gonna get F.U.B.A.R now.

    Ray Tango : What the hell is F.U.B.A.R?

    Gabriel Cash : You'll see.

    Face : Real bad ass cops. You don't look so tough now, do you? DO YOU, YOU FUCK?

    Ray Tango : [to Cash]  He must mean you.

    Face : Out on the streets, this pig and his cop friends, broke my ribs, my leg and my jaw.

    [tsks at Tango] 

    Gabriel Cash : You broke that jaw?

    Ray Tango : He deserved it.

  • Slinky : I'm not afraid of you. See that? I killed him.

    Ray Tango : Congratulations.

    Slinky : He was my best friend.

    [Ray Tango looks up bewildered] 

    Slinky : Crazy people aren't afraid of anybody.

  • Gabriel Cash : We're gonna get FUBAR now.

    Ray Tango : What the hell is FUBAR?

    Gabriel Cash : You'll see.

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