Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) Poster

Hal Landon Jr.: Captain Logan



  • Captain Logan : [Being possessed by Dead Ted]  Whoa. Okay, dudes... Oh, I mean, fellow policemen. My son, Ted "Theodore" Logan, and his friend Bill S. Preston, Esquire, have been murdered and replaced by evil robots from the future.

    Dead Bill : You totally did it dude.

    Captain Logan : [as Dead Ted]  I totally possessed my dad!

    [both Bill and Captain Logan do air guitar] 

    Captain Logan : [as Dead Ted]  Okay. You gotta go over and arrest these robots so they don't ruin everything for me and Bill. Oh, I mean, uh, my son and Bill. And most importantly, they don't hurt the babes... The princesses.

    [to himself as Dead Ted] 

    Captain Logan : This isn't working.

    [to Dead Bill] 

    Captain Logan : Back me up dude!

    Dead Bill : You got it dude!

    [Possesses Deputy James] 

    Deputy James : [Being possessed by Dead Bill]  I totally believe you dude.

    Captain Logan : [as Dead Ted]  Yeah!

    [Gives Deputy James a high five] 

    Deputy James : [as Dead Bill]  Whoa, donuts!

    Captain Logan : [as Dead Ted]  Whoa, excellent!

    Deputy James : [as Dead Bill]  Savory cruller.

    Captain Logan : [as Ted]  Yeah. I got real hungry being dead.

    Deputy James : [as Bill]  Yeah.

    [the cops look at them weird] 

    Captain Logan : [as Ted]  Bill, I don't think they believe us.

    Deputy James : [as Bill]  Well, we'll have to find somebody who will.

    Captain Logan , Deputy James : [still possessed]  Catch ya later, cop dudes!

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