Clint Eastwood: Bill Munny
The Schofield Kid : [after killing a man for the first time] It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.
Will Munny : It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid : Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny : We all got it coming, kid.
Will Munny : Who's the fellow owns this shithole?
Will Munny : You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois : Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny : You better clear outta there.
Man : Yes, sir.
[scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett : Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett : Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny : Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Will Munny : All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
Will Munny : You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.
Bill Munny : I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.
Delilah Fitzgerald : Are you still goin' to kill those men?
Will Munny : I reckon so. The money's still available, ain't it?
Delilah Fitzgerald : Yeah. Your two friends have been taking advances on the money.
Will Munny : What?
Delilah Fitzgerald : You know, free ones.
[Will looks confused]
Delilah Fitzgerald : Alice and Silky been givin' them free ones. Would you like a free one?
Will Munny : I reckon not.
Delilah Fitzgerald : [Misunderstanding Will] I didn't mean with me. Alice and Silky would be glad to give you one.
Will Munny : I meant I didn't want a free one with Alice or Silky. Because of my wife back home. I reckon if I was to want a free one, it would be with you.
Will Munny : Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back.
Bill Munny : It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.
Will Munny : I ain't like that no more. I ain't the same, Ned. Claudia, she straightened me up, cleared me of drinkin' whiskey and all. Just 'cause we're goin' on this killing, that don't mean I'm gonna go back to bein' the way I was. I just need the money, get a new start for them youngsters. Ned, you remember that drover I shot through the mouth and his teeth came out the back of his head? I think about him now and again. He didn't do anything to deserve to get shot, at least nothin' I could remember when I sobered up.
Ned Logan : You were crazy, Will.
Will Munny : Yeah, no one liked me. Mountain boys all thought I was gonna shoot 'em out of pure meanness.
Ned Logan : Well, like I said, you ain't like that no more.
Will Munny : That's right. I'm just a fella now. I ain't no different than anyone else no more.
The Schofield Kid : [referring to his gun] You go on, keep it. I'm never gonna use it again. I won't kill nobody no more. I ain't like you, Will...
[indicating the money]
The Schofield Kid : Go on, keep it. All of it. It's yours.
Will Munny : What about your spectacles and fancy clothes?
The Schofield Kid : I guess I'd rather be blind and ragged than dead.
Will Munny : You don't have to worry, Kid. I ain't gonna kill you. You're the only friend I got.
The Schofield Kid : Like I was saying, you don't look no meaner-than-hell, cold-blooded, damn killer.
Will Munny : Maybe I ain't.
The Schofield Kid : Yeah, well, Uncle Pete says you was the meanest goddamn son-of-a-bitch alive, and if I ever wanted a partner for a killin', you were the worst one. Meaning the best, on account as your's as cold as the snow and you don't have no weak nerve nor fear.
Will Munny : Pete said that, huh?
The Schofield Kid : Yeah, yeah he did. I'm a damn killer myself. 'Cept, uh, I ain't killed as many as you because of my youth.
Will Munny : What I said the other day, you looking like me, that ain't true. You ain't ugly like me, it's just that we both have got scars.
Little Sue : He said how you was really William Munny out of Missouri... and Bill said "Same William Munny that dynamited the Rock Island and Pacific in '69 killin' women and children an' all?" And Ned says you done a lot worse than that, said you was more cold blooded than William Bonney or Clay Alisson or the James Brothers and how if he hurt Ned again you was gonna come an' kill him like you killed a U.S. Marshall in '73.
Will Munny : And that didn't scare Little Bill though, did it?
Little Sue : No, sir.
Will Munny : I seen 'em, Ned, I seen the angel of death, he's got snake eyes.
Ned Logan : Who Will, who's got snake eyes?
Will Munny : It's the angel of death. Oh Ned, I'm scared of dying.
Ned Logan : Easy, partner, easy.
Will Munny : I see Claudia too.
Ned Logan : That's good, Will, that's good you saw Claudia, ain't it?
Will Munny : Her face was all covered with worms. Oh Ned, I'm scared, I'm dying. Don't tell nobody, don't tell my kids, none of the things I done, hear me?
Ned Logan : All right, Will.
Ned Logan : Hell, Will. We ain't bad men no more. Shit, we're farmers.
Will Munny : Should be easy killing them, supposing they don't go on down to Texas first.
Ned Logan : How long has it been since you fired a gun at a man, Will? Nine, ten years?
Will Munny : Eleven.
Ned Logan : Easy, huh? Hell, I don't know that it was all that easy even back then. And we was young and full of beans. I mean, if you was mad at 'em, Will, I mean. If they'd done you some wrong, I could see shooting 'em.
Will Munny : We done stuff for money before, Ned.
Ned Logan : Yeah, we thought we did. All right, so what did these fellas do? Cheat at cards? Steal some strays? Spit on a rich fella? What?
Will Munny : No, they cut up a woman.
Ned Logan : What?
Will Munny : Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.
Ned Logan : I'll be dogg - Golly, I guess they got it comin'. 'Course, you know, Will, if Claudia was alive you wouldn't be doin' this.
W.W. Beauchamp : Who, uh, who'd you kill first?
Will Munny : Huh?
W.W. Beauchamp : When confronted by superior numbers, an experienced gunfighter will always fire on the best shot first.
Will Munny : Is that so?
W.W. Beauchamp : Yeah, Little Bill told me that. And you probably killed him first, didn't you?
Will Munny : I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks.
W.W. Beauchamp : And so, who was next? It was Clyde, right? You must have killed Clyde. Well, it could have been Deputy Andy. Wasn't it? Or, or...
[Will points the rifle in his face]
Will Munny : All I can tell you is who's gonna be last.
[Beauchamp quickly exits out the front door]
The Schofield Kid : That was the first one.
Will Munny : First one what?
The Schofield Kid : First one I ever killed.
Will Munny : Yeah?
The Schofield Kid : You know how I said I shot five men? It weren't true. That Mexican that come at me with a knife, I just busted his leg with a shovel. I didn't kill him or nothing, neither.
Will Munny : Well, you sure killed the hell outta that fella today.
Will Munny : Here, take this money and give my half and Ned's half to my kids. Tell 'em if I ain't back in a week, they give half to Sally Two-Trees. You keep the rest, you can get them spectacles now.
Will Munny : Funny thing, killin' a man. You take away everything he's got and everything he's gonna have.