Greg Cruttwell: Jeremy
Jeremy : Hope I haven't given you AIDS, Sophie.
Louise : Jesus Christ.
Sophie : Are you serious?
Jeremy : I was merely jesting.
Louise : Very funny.
Jeremy : I think AIDS is rather healthy in its way.
Louise : You what?
Jeremy : I realise that's not the fashionable thing to say, of course.
Louise : No, it's not.
Jeremy : But the world is over crowded, isn't it? It does need a little pruning.
Sophie : You fuckin' better be joking?
Jeremy : You've got wonderful breasts.
Masseuse : Don't you mean "tits"?
Jeremy : Are they both the same size, or is one bigger than the other?
Masseuse : I don't know. D'you want to weigh them?
Jeremy : [waitress pops champagne cork] Is that a proposition?
Masseuse : No, it's a threat... Are you rich?
Jeremy : [messily eating fried chicken] Life is for enjoying.
Masseuse : What about family? Have you got any brothers or sisters?
Jeremy : I try not to remember.
Masseuse : You're sexually frustrated, aren't you?
Jeremy : [chortles and snickers]
Masseuse : What's funny?
Jeremy : Are you a feminist?
Masseuse : No.
Jeremy : Do you like fucking?
Masseuse : Do you like wanking?
Jeremy : Not on my own, no.
Jeremy : [licks his fingers]
Jeremy : [in the middle of a massage] Do you think women enjoy being raped?