Chris Farley: Wilson
Piercing Rocker : Don't you think you're out of your league, Chunk Style?
Officer Wilson : Look, I don't wanna have to bring you boys in on a 148. That's Obstruction.
[the rocker pulls off Wilson's badge and bends it with his teeth]
Piercing Rocker : Now, what are you gonna do about that?
[Wilson yanks the rocker's nipple ring off]
Officer Wilson : Improvise.
Officer Wilson : [face down after bullets fly by him] GOD HELP US ALL!
[stands up, composes himself]
Officer Wilson : Good, great, wonderful, fantastic...