Airheads (1994) Poster


Marshall Bell: Carl Mace


  • Chazz : [Carl has grabbed Kayla and is trying to humiliate Chazz in front of the entire Audience by calling him "Chester"]  Hey, you stay out of this and get your hands off her!

    Kayla : Why did he call you that?

    Carl Mace : There's a lot that Chester didn't tell you about, right, Chester?

    Rex : What's he talking about Chazz?

    Chazz : Um... Kayla, I...

    Chazz : It's... uh, he's... awww shit. Kayla, there's something I gotta tell ya. Um... I was a geek in high school. I had really short hair, I played "Dungeons and Dragons", I had a bug collection, I ate my Boogers. My name's not Chazz... it's Chester, and I understand if You don't love me, anymore.

    D & D Rocker : I played D & D, too!

    School Newspaper Rocker : I was editor of the school magazine!

    Corduroy Rocker : I used to wear corduroy pants!

    Masturbating Rocker : I used to masturbate... constantly!

    [His two friends start hitting him] 

  • Carl Mace : I used to come home at night bone tired, sometimes five, six o'clock in the morning. I drop my underwear on the floor one time. Had this teensy weeny little skid mark on them. You would think I had started World War 9.

  • Carl Mace : You got any kind of training?

    Doug Beech : Well, I was in the Merchant Marines.

    Carl Mace : Marines. Yeah, I copy.

    [gets distracted for a moment] 

    Doug Beech : But, I was an accountant.

    Carl Mace : Nah, you won't be held accountable.

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