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An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) Poster

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Andy McDermott: Great. Come to Paris and check out les drains.

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Claude: I LOVE Americans. You all have a good taste.

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Andy McDermott: So... hey you guy's are werewolfs too, huh? Super glad to know you.

Claude: Andy, I don't think you have accepted the gift that has been given to you, or much less appreciated it. We have a mission, Andy. To purify the world that why we pick our victim's through the scul of society. The governments of the world spend billions on medicine, welfare, charity to what affect? It only keeps alive the weak the stupid the lazy who breed and multiply and weaking the human race. All my men I have chosen for their loyalty their dedication to the coming age. But you... you were not to have been. You're an accident, an anomaly. I do not wish to kill you. I pray you will join is in our rise to become the new mankind. Pure free of disease free from the trappings of technological advance, will you join us... Andy?

Andy McDermott: I don't know. You know that's a big decision. I'm gonna need some time to think about that.

Claude: Sure.

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Serafine: I want you to blow a big bubble for me.

Andy McDermott: What?

Serafine: Well... It's a custom in France. The bigger the bubble, the more a boy likes a girl.

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Surgeon: Did you see a girl? She's stolen my heart.

Andy McDermott: I know the feeling.

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Andy McDermott: I didn't choose to become a werewolf. I can't face the fact that I've got to go around killing and eating people for the rest of my life.

Brad: Better get used to it.

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Amy Fitch: Who do you have to sleep with to get a guy to have sex with you?

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Bouncer: [outside the Club Luna] Claude said no one is to be admitted once the door was locked.

Serafine: The full moon is rising; would you rather I remained out here with you?

Bouncer: Uh, no.

[opens the door and lets Serafine in, quickly locking the door behind her]

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Andy McDermott: I'm losing... my freaking... skull!

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Andy McDermott: [Wakes up naked and surrounded by a crowd the morning after his first rampage as a werewolf] What did I do?

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Claude: [Andy has just met Claude] Andy: Are you her, uh, brother?

Andy McDermott: Claude: Let's just say I... look after her.

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Amy Fitch: [undead] Thank's for the lovely evening, douche bag! You really know how to show a girl a good time don't you!

Andy McDermott: No, no, no you're dead!

Amy Fitch: No, I ain't so lucky. I am undead and as your rotting sidekick I am cursed to remain a restless spirit until you die!

Brad: Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, nutball you're gonna have to wait. I need him first. He's no use to me as a corpse

Amy Fitch: I waited four year's on a stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!

Brad: Don't blame me Andy, I warned you.

Amy Fitch: [to Andy] Wait, you mean you knew about this all along?

[she punches Andy, but her non-coporial hand passes through his mouth]

Amy Fitch: Uh!

Andy McDermott: [banging his head against the wall] I'm losing... my... freaking skull!

Brad: Come on you gotta pull yourself together, Andy! You gotta get outta here the cop's wanna put you away for life!

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Bouncer: Sorry we are full.

Inspector LeDuc: This building is closed.

[show's badge]

Inspector LeDuc: Who gave you a permit for this party?

Bouncer: Ask the boss inside.

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Amy Fitch: [drunkenly to Andy] Are you kidding me, I love Jim Morrison.

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Andy McDermott: To Paris.

Chris: Beware.

[Andy and Chris make a toast]

Brad: Hey,hey watch it man. All right I have the score for Spain our leader with 125 daredevil points, yours truly and in second place with 95 Chris...

Chris: Wait hold on a second what about the sex points?

Brad: No,those are separate.

Chris: Since when you can't keep changing the rules.

Andy McDermott: Who said anything about sex points,read your shirt it say's Daredevil Tour.

Chris: [Girl passes by] you see that, she smiled at me.

Andy McDermott: In your dream's she's not interested in douche bags like us,european babes are charming and sophisticated especially the French

Brad: Yea hench the hairy pit's.

Andy McDermott: See what I mean.

Chris: I'll give you 30 sex point's if you can so much as get her phone number.

Andy McDermott: She's not my type.

Brad: Ah come on you-you haven't made a move this entire trip Andy.

Andy McDermott: I'm choosy.

Chris: When was the last time you had sex?

Brad: With another person?

Andy McDermott: There's sex and there's love,that's what differentiates human's from animal's.

Brad: Alright fine when where you last in love?

Andy McDermott: [to Chris] When where you ever in love?

Chris: Maps upside-down,slick.

Brad: Give him a break Chris, we can't let him fall to far back.

Andy McDermott: I won't need your charity once we get to Paris, Il show you guy's a stunt you'll never top.

BradChris: [Sarcastically] Oooh

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Andy McDermott: Whats her name again?

Brad: Serafine pie-got

Chris: Serafine...

Andy McDermott: Serafine Pigot, it's a beautiful name.

Chris: [Andy is standing near the entrance] Are you getting cold feet?

Andy McDermott: Just a bit nervous, I don't want to say the wrong thing.

[rings doorbell;noone answers]

Chris: [looks through window; excitingly to Andy] your on prince!

Serafine: [speaking french] whos there?

Andy McDermott: [stammers] Serafine-uh Hi-uh its the guy who uh - ive got your shoe

[serafine answers the door]

Andy McDermott: Hi I'm Andy we met on the tower, this is Chris and Brad and uh listen this uh I thought you would want this because uhh it's not my size.

[gives her shoe]

Serafine: Your very kind now go please, you must not stay here.

Chris: Charming

Brad: And sophisticated. forget about it, lets go Andy.

Andy McDermott: Wait, did you see what I saw?

Brad: What?

Andy McDermott: She had blood on her hand, she's trying it again!

Brad: [to Chris] Just so were on the same page, who's crazier here?

Serafine: Please go, or there will be trouble.

Andy McDermott: Uh-no wait wait, what did you do to your hand? Do you have blood on your hand? Your bleeding.

Serafine: Uh no, uh-uh its just paint, I'm redecorating the cellar.

Andy McDermott: [relieved] oh, I thought uh...

Serafine: Please go, now.

Andy McDermott: Listen, wait, hold it, we can help, we can have that done in no time, right guys?

Serafine: No thanks, thank you.

Andy McDermott: I-please look, I just wanna talk.

Serafine: I don't think it's a good idea.

Andy McDermott: Please just once if you let me in, i-will never bother you again.

Serafine: Ok tomorrow 4:00, in front of the Concert Hall.

Andy McDermott: You mean it?

Serafine: I promise, now go please.

Brad: Excellent

Andy McDermott: I did it.

Chris: You mean you almost blew it, take some advice from the experts-you gots to play it cool, Daddy-O.

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