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Guru in Seven (1998)

Sanjay, following a blazing argument with his girlfriend, Jill, is persuaded by his friends to become 'The Guru' by sleeping with seven women in the next seven days before Jill returns from her trip to America.


Shani Grewal


Shani Grewal


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Lalita Ahmed ... Mrs. Walia
Peri Allan ... P.J.
Robert Ashe ... Senator Max Weinrich
Matthew Best Matthew Best ... The Four Singhs
Lachele Carl Lachele Carl ... Anthea
Richard Danielian Richard Danielian ... Removal man 2
Philip Davies Philip Davies ... Sid the Barman
Amerjit Deu ... Dhillon
Dhirendra ... Amrit
Emilio Doorgasingh ... Kulwant
Kriss Dosanjh Kriss Dosanjh ... Suk
Nitin Ganatra ... Sanjay
Balwant Grewal Balwant Grewal ... Uncle Bent
Harjeet Grewal Harjeet Grewal ... Auntie Harjeet
Shani Grewal Shani Grewal ... Wooden stage actor


Struggling Indian artist Sanjay has a furious argument about marriage, children and commitment with his girlfriend, Jill, just as she is leaving to spend a week in America. Thinking his relationship with Jill is over Sanjay goes on the prowl and is easily able to score with two different women over the next two days. He mentions his conquests during a drunken evening with his friends and they persuade him to attempt to become 'The Guru' by sleeping with different women on each of the remaining five nights before Jill's return. Reluctantly, Sanjay agrees to undertake the challenge without realizing the possible consequences. The task becomes more difficult as news of the challenge spreads and also other pressures are brought to bear from unexpected quarters. Written by Mark Smith <msmith@osi.co.uk>

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People handle breaking up in different ways. Me? I cope by getting laid...









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For much of the time the sound was inaudible
26 January 2020 | by malcolmgswSee all my reviews

For some reason TP TV decided to show this film.The sound was extremely poor and I had to come into this site to find out what it was all about.I think that it was supposed to be a pastiche of Bollywood.Anyway whatever this was supposed to be it ended up as a mess.

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