Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998 Video)
Velma Dinkley: [trying to find Shaggy and Scooby] I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: [frowning] Bad idea!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [after Shaggy and Scooby-Doo fall into the hole, Mojo the pig snorting at them from above] Zoinks! How humiliating! Chased into a hole by 1/3 of a B.L.T.!
Daphne Blake: [after a birthday surprise by the gang] I've been working so hard lately, I completely forgot today was my birthday.
Fred Jones: I hope you don't mind. I asked the gang to come along.
Daphne Blake: Freddie, it's the best birthday present ever. It'll be like old times.
Simone Lenoir: Sometimes, it became necessary for Lena to lure outsiders back to the island.
Fred Jones: [angrily] Just like you lured us!
Lena Dupree: I've had years of practice!
Daphne Blake: And those zombies are just the poor souls you drained! They were just trying to warn us so that we wouldn't suffer the same fate they did!
Simone Lenoir: Pretty smart for a television reporter.
Snakebite Scruggs: [to Shaggy and Scooby after helping them onto his boat after they are attacked by alligators] Should've let the gators get ya. I can't stand tourists! Now all your splashing chased Big Mona away!
Jacques: Quit your grumbling, Snakebite. You ain't never caught that fish, and you ain't never gonna did!
Daphne Blake: [Shaggy and Scooby get catapulted up out of the hole at the top of the room and then fall back in and land right in the arms of a Confederate soldier zombie, who makes a slight moan as Shaggy and Scooby gasp in terror] Shaggy! The zombies are the good guys!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, are you out of your mind?
[they hop out of his arms and run off]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [as two female zombies approach him and Scooby-Doo] Like... we're not looking for any ghoul-friends, are we, Scooby?
Simone Lenoir: We uttered a curse on the pirates! To destroy them as they had destroyed our island! Our wish was granted. We became cat creatures and destroyed the pirates!
[In one brief scene, Morgan Moonscar was screaming upon seeing Simone and Lena approach after they turn into werecats]
Simone Lenoir: Only afterwards, did we discover that invoking the Cat God's power had cursed us as well.
Lena Dupree: Over the years, boats continue to come to our island. One was full of spice traders who started a pepper plantation. The plantation flourished...
Simone Lenoir: [continues] At least, until the Harvest Moon.
Velma Dinkley: Solving mysteries was a lot more fun than selling them.
Simone Lenoir: The Harvest Moon will soon reach the midnight point on this moon dial. And then, the ceremony will begin!
Fred Jones: What ceremony?
Daphne Blake: You won't get away with this!
Simone Lenoir: I've been getting away with it for 200 years!
[she suddenly turns into a werecat and grins as they gasp in horror]
Fred Jones: At least, Scoob and Shaggy are still free, maybe...
Lena Dupree: I heard that, Fred! Those two simpletons? We didn't even bother making wax dolls of them. Waste of time and magic wax!
Fred Jones: Just what do you intend to do with us?
Simone Lenoir: Ah, it's simple. Every Harvest Moon, I must drain the life force from victims lured to my island, to preserve our immortality.
Daphne Blake: This is more haunted stuff than I really wanted!
Velma Dinkley: [the Mystery Gang seem cornered by Simone, Lena and Jacques, but they suddenly start to shriek in pain and disintegrate, Velma looks to the moon dial and sees the shadow is past the midnight alignment] Looks like your nine lives are up!
[seconds later, they have totally disintegrated into piles of dust, then the zombies approach the gang, then disintegrate to skeletons as the restless spirits leave the bodies]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Zoinks! Like, what's happening to them?
Velma Dinkley: Their spirits have been avenged, Shaggy. So they can finally rest in peace.
[the spirits go up out of the room and into the spirit world]
Confederate Soldier Ghost: [Appears before them and salutes] Thank you all!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [Scooby imitates an owl he sees out the window that turned its head by twisting his neck two times all the way around] Like, quit bothering the wildlife, Scooby. How do I look?
[Scooby turns around to face Shaggy]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Am I gonna turn a few heads or what?
Scooby-Doo: [his neck suddenly untwists rapidly, making his head spin a few times, then stops] You ret!
Fred Jones: [Daphne has knocked out a zombie and Fred tries to unmask it while she films] It's the gardener.
Daphne Blake: No!
Fred Jones: [tugs on the zombie's face some more] It's the fisherman.
Fred Jones: [continues pulling] It's the ferryman.
Fred Jones: Maybe it's...
[pulls the zombie's head off]
Fred Jones: real?
[tosses the zombie's head away]
Fred Jones: Yaaaah!
[Daphne catches the head then tosses it to Shaggy, who tosses it to Scooby, who then tosses it back at the zombie]
Daphne Blake: I, I told you it wasn't a mask!
Fred Jones: It, it must be animatronic!
[the zombie gets up and screws his head back on]
Daphne Blake: [opens the kitchen cabinet after hearing Shaggy and Scooby scream from the kitchen to see them shivering in it] Peppers, again?
Scooby-Doo: Ruh-uh! Writing!
Fred Jones: Writing? What writing?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [points to a wall where a ghost scratched "GET OUT" into it] L-l-l-like, ghost writing! This place is haunted!
Chris: Ooh, stories like that always give me the heebie jeebies. Ooh! No wonder you became a reporter, that Moat Monster almost sliced you up like a pepperoni pizza, and then we wouldn't have Coast to Coast with Daphne Blake. Your very successful syndicated series on Americana, going on its second season, I might add? I never miss it!
Daphne Blake: Thanks, Chris. You know, the real reason I changed jobs was because the monsters and ghosts always turned out to be bad guys in a mask.
Chris: Got a little boring, eh?
Daphne Blake: No kidding! In fact, that's why the gang went their separate ways. All except for Fred and me.
Chris: She means Fred Jones, who's now the producer and one-man crew of Daphne's show. How about a shot of Freddie, guys?
[the cameraman turns the camera to Fred who is standing backstage, who smiles and waves]
Chris: Is he cute, or what?
Jacques: [stepping in Shaggy and Scooby's path] Going somewhere?
[lifts them off the ground]
Jacques: What's the matter, cat got your tongue?
[roars and laughs evilly before zombies attack him]
[Shaggy and Scooby are almost aged to death by the werecats but are saved and revert back to normal]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, I was beginning to feel like a raisin!
Snakebite Scruggs: [referring to Shaggy and Scooby] Now get these trespassing tourists of my boat. I've got fishing to do!
Jacques: That's ol' Snakebite Scruggs. He think the bayou is his own private reserve. He don't like anyone in it!
Velma Dinkley: [Lena leads the Mystery Gang to a mysterious room at the end of an underground passage] Looks like a place for voodoo rituals. But why don't we just ask Lena?
Fred Jones: Lena? What are you talking about?
Velma Dinkley: Her story about Simone being dragged by zombies wasn't true! I saw the footprints of Simone's heels. She wasn't dragged. She walked down that tunnel!
Simone Lenoir: [turns a crank to open the roof where moonlight shines in and enters with a sinister look] Very clever, Velma, but it's too late!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Here, have a biscuit.
[He holds a tray of biscuits in front of Scooby, who to Shaggy's surprise, picks up the tray and dumps all the biscuits in his mouth and eats them in one gulp]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Something tells me you're getting the best of this meal!
Velma Dinkley: [Reads text carved into the back of a mirror where Shaggy and Scooby saw a Confederate soldier ghost come out of] "Property of Colonel Jackson T. Pettigrew, 8th Louisiana." That sounds like a Civil War regiment.
Simone Lenoir: There were Confederate barracks on this island.
Velma Dinkley: Maybe you guys saw something after all.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, ghost pirates, ghost soldiers, what could be next?
Velma Dinkley: If you're as old as you say you are, then I bet you know where Morgan Moonscar's treasure is.
Simone Lenoir: Morgan Moonscar! He was the cause of all of this!
Lena Dupree: Sorry, Fred. I really do like you.
[Holds up a voodoo doll of him and moves it to a wall, which makes him fly back first into the opposite wall]
Fred Jones: [strained] What would you do if you *didn't* like me?
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: [When Simone and Lena are about to drain the life force out of the others, Shaggy and Scooby tumble down the entrance from outside and collide with them, knocking them back a distance, then he and Scooby slide into the Cat God statue where the voodoo dolls of them were set on, knocking them to the ground. They then look to Velma, Beau, Fred, and Daphne as they are struggling to get free of their invisible bonds] Like, what are you guys doing? Charades?
Velma Dinkley: Jinkies, look out!
[Shaggy and Scooby look back to Lena and Simone as they get up]
Simone Lenoir: I've had enough of that meddling... dog!
Scooby-Doo: Rog? Rhere?
[Simone and Lena roar and snarl as they complete their werecat forms, their clothes rip in many places as they get fur all over their bodies, their shoes break open as their feet turn to paws, and tails appear as well, and they roar and start going for Scooby and Shaggy]
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Zoinks!
[He and Scooby get up and start running]
Daphne Blake: What do we have to lose? It's the best lead we've had all day!
Fred Jones: And that Lena is kinda cute.
[Takes a bite out of one of his bénies with some of the frosting getting onto his upper lip]
Daphne Blake: Fred!
Fred Jones: I just meant she'd be very photogenic for our statement. Mmm.
Daphne Blake: Right.
[holds a handkerchief in front of him]
Daphne Blake: Uh... wipe your upper lip, Romeo!