Osmosis Jones (2001) Poster


Brandy Norwood: Leah



  • Leah : Jones, what in the world makes you think I would ever go out with you?

    Osmosis : What you talking about? I'm a legend, girl! The chicks line up to divide with me!

    Leah : Oh really? 'Cause to me you look like the kind of cell who mostly divides with himself.

    Osmosis : Whoa! Who turned off the heat? Somebody pay the bill? It's cold in here.

  • Leah : Come here, baby. I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis.

  • [the cold pill arrives in the stomach] 

    Leah : Wow, this is huge.

    Osmosis : Don't be all impressed, 'cause 99% of that is just sugar you know.

    Leah : Yeah, and 99% of you is just stupid.

    Osmosis : Ooh, like I haven't heard that one before.

  • Leah : Mayor, something freaky is going on with the weather.

    Mayor Phlegming : We're probably just drinking some hot coffee.

    Leah : Sir, look at the maps. What if Jones is right?

    Mayor Phlegming : Jones? Ha ha ha! Funny, funny.

    Leah : You care more about your stupid re-election than you care about all our lives. Something is going on, and I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out.

    Mayor Phlegming : Hypowhothewhatisit? Leah, wait! Who's gonna answer the phones?

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