House on Haunted Hill (1999) Poster

Chris Kattan: Pritchett



  • Pritchett : [walking slowly to Sara]  You don't... get it... do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, 'cause it's a fucking *house*!

  • Eddie : [to Price, holding up bloody rag]  Look at this! Huh? What is this?

    Pritchett : [turns around]  That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait 'til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole... that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit.

  • Pritchett : Jesus, she's dead. She was cute, too. God, I'd love to get laid before I die.

    [looks at Evelyn] 

    Pritchett : How you doin' tonight?

    [Evelyn gives him a glare] 

    Pritchett : Yeah, I'm all right.

    [continues drinking heavily] 

  • Pritchett : Price didn't make the list; the house did... 'Cause she's a vengeful, stupid whore!

  • Sara : I'm about to figure out exactly what or who Melissa was taping.

    Eddie : what, then where will we be?

    Pritchett : Out of Scotch thanks to you, ass!

  • Pritchett : I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.

  • Eddie : Oh, so then we'll just stay here 'til morning.

    Pritchett : Yeah, I'm sure we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then.

  • Pritchett : Sorry to interrupt. Goddammit, you give me my goddamn check right now! 'Cause I want it! So you give it! Now! I'm serious.

  • Sara : Is this house really haunted?

    Pritchett : [near hysterics]  It's uh, well, bleh... hah... yeah, it's pretty scary.

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