Celebrity Deathmatch (1998–2007)
Mills Lane: Mills Lane, God, Himself, Millsius Lanus
Mills Lane : Let's get it on.
Mills Lane : All right, young ladies, this is a fight to the death. Now death may not be something you two have thought about, so let me just explain...
Mary-Kate Olsen : [interrupting, to Ashley] I hate you!
Ashley Olsen : I hate you more!
Mary-Kate Olsen : You're stupid!
Ashley Olsen : You're stupider!
Mills Lane : [breaking up the girls' slapping match] Ladies, I haven't even started the fight yet!
Mary-Kate Olsen : She started it!
Ashley Olsen : No, she did!
Mills Lane : [giving up after they try and hit each other] On second thought... just go ahead and get it on!