Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000)
Chuckie Finster: A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do!
Jean-Claude: [in a sing-song voice] I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.
Phil DeVille: [seeing Lil pushing a "hostess" button] Hey, I wanted to push the button!
Lil DeVille: You want the button, Phillip? You can't handle the button!
Angelica: [smugly] I already learned to parsley-boo Francie. That means "speak French."
Susie Carmichael: [in perfect French] I feel bad for the French people who will hear you.
Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place. But two yesterdays ago two boys came and buried my brother's binky. Then he started to cry.
Dil Pickles: Binky!
Angelica: You have come to me on the day of this wedding for me to take care of two boys?
Tommy Pickles: No, just a new binky.
[In Notre Dame cathedral]
Betty DeVille: Seen one church, seen em' all. Wake me if you spot a hunchback.
Priest: If there be anyone who objects to this union, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
[Chuckie bursts in]
Chuckie Finster: No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Chas: (in awe) His first word!
Drew Pickles: I can't believe that Angelica saw that movie last night.
Charlotte Pickles: I can't mother and merger at the same time.
Angelica: The Finster kid wanted the princess for a mommy... and face it lady, you're no princess!
Lil DeVille: Um, Bobfather, we found this in our crib.
[holds up the decapitated head of their rocking horse]
Angelica: Well that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia.
Phil DeVille: So THAT'S where I left 'em.
Chas: Don't you feel that it's a little odd that there's a Japanese themed amusement park located right in the middle of France?
Stuart 'Stu' Pickles: It's like what the French say: "Just go with La Flow."
Coco LaBouche: [to chauffeur] To Notre Dome, and move it.
Kira Watanabe: MADAME LABOUCHE, you cannot go through with this. It's obvious, you don't really love Chas or Chuckie.
Coco LaBouche: Which is which, again?
Kira Watanabe: GASP, I can no longer stand by, and watch you destroy their lives. I'm going to tell Chas the truth, and there's not a thing you can do to stop me.
Coco LaBouche: [Coco literally kick Kira out of the limo and out on the curb] Except throw out on the curb, au revoir.
Coco LaBouche: [to Dil] And how is this precious cupcake today?
[hits her with rattle on the nose]
Coco LaBouche: Why you're just a lawsuit waiting to happen, aren't you?
Angelica: [pushing way towards wedding cake] Hey lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster?
Wedding DJ: Welcome to wedding of Lou and Lulu Pickels, number one on America's 10 Top Weddings.
Stuart 'Stu' Pickles: Hey, nobody else is being picked up by a guy in a Reptar suite!
Didi Pickles: I was thinking the same thing, Stu.
Coco LaBouche: See this face...
[indicates her scowl]
Coco LaBouche: I NEVER WANT TO MAKE THIS FACE AGAIN! Now, get to work!
Jean-Claude: [after a video chat with Yamaguchi, in where Coco lies about being married to a single father, so she can earn the president job] What now, Pinocchio?
Coco LaBouche: Years, of clawing my way to the top, gone to waste. Why am I not some CHILD STANDARD MOTHER? WHY? WHY? WHY?
Jean-Claude: Becuase you hate children, and men find you, to be a heartless shrew.