High Crimes (2002)
[Charlie and his dog Delilah's answering machine]
Charlie Grimes: This is C.W. Grimes and associates. If you wanna talk to Charlie you should leave a message after the beep. I you wanna talk to Delilah, you should get your head examined!
Claire Kubik: Doesn't it make more sense that some of those alleged witnesses were ordered to lie on their CID statements?
Major Hernandez: They were NOT ordered to lie.
Claire Kubik: How do you know?
Major Hernandez: I would know if something like that happened to my men.
Claire Kubik: And if something like that happened to your men you would tell us.
Major Hernandez: Of course. I wouldn't lie about it.
Claire Kubik: But major, you were trained and often compelled to lie about your clandestine missions. As I understand it, you're trained to beat a polygraph. Is it true you possess that talent?
Major Hernandez: I'd only use it if interrogated by the enemy, ma'm.
Claire Kubik: That's good to know. So tell me this major, do you consider me a friend?
Claire Kubik: Agent Mullins! I just need a minute of your time!
FBI Agent Mullins: Somehow I'm confident it's not my rugged good looks to which I owe the honor of this visit.
[to Brigadier General Bill Marks]
Claire Kubik: I've already survived you once you smug son of a bitch. The question is: Will you survive me?
Claire Kubik: I can't. I'm trying to get pregnant.
Charlie Grimes: Well. I'm not trying to get pregnant.
Claire Kubik: Lieutenant, I am an attorney. May I please see the charging document?
Lt. Embry: We call it a charge sheet.
Claire Kubik: Fabulous. May I see it?
Jackie: I just don't believe it. I refuse.
Charlie Grimes: My assistant now used to say 'truth is less fun than fiction'.
Jackie: Terry would never do that!
Claire Kubik: Oh, you're screwin' him so you know him?
Jackie: Excuse me, Mrs RON CHAPMAN!