Garden State (2004)
Armando Riesco: Jesse
Mark : Hey, vagina!
Andrew Largeman : Hey, what's up, guys? Uh, Sam, it's Mark, Dave, and you remember Jesse.
Jesse : Hey.
Sam : Hey.
Dave : What's up?
Mark : Hey, nice to meet you. I'm sorry I said vagina just now. I didn't know you were here.
Sam : Oh, that's okay.
Mark : Nice. Let's get fucked up.
Mark : Silent velcro. You lucky mother fucker.
Andrew Largeman : I feel like if I would shown up at school and presented the idea of silent velcro they would have sent me away a whole lot sooner.
Sam : Why did they send you away?
Jesse : Ooh, listen to this girl.
Andrew Largeman : They didn't send me away.
Mark : You just said they sent you away.
Andrew Largeman : They sent me to boarding school because they thought I might be dangerous.
Andrew Largeman : Oh, are you freaked out? You're like so freaked out. You're like running for the door. You can go, it's okay, don't feel bad.
Sam : [unamused] That's really funny.
Sam : It's really funny. Why would they think you'd be dangerous?
Jesse : You're like a little detective.
Andrew Largeman : Want to know?
Sam : Yeah.
Mark : You're gay.
Jesse : But your mom was in the wheelchair long before you left.
Andrew Largeman : Yeah. Well, I was nine. So they sent me to therapy and put me on these drugs that were supposed to curb my anger and I've been on some form of them ever since. And when I was 16 my psychiatrist dad came around to the conclusion that it probably wasn't the best environment for me to be growing up in, so he sent me to boarding school. And I haven't been home since.
Sam : Until now.
Mark : For her funeral.
Andrew Largeman : Until now for her funeral.
Jesse : I can't believe the retarded quarterback is a pill-popper.