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Dead Bodies (2003) Poster

(2003)

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Jean Goodman: How come you're never around when I need you?

Tommy McGann: Jean, we've split up.

Jean Goodman: I needed you last night. And where were you?

Tommy McGann: I told you, I was at...

Jean Goodman: You were at a party. Ah, that's great Tommy. And how inconsiderate of me to need you last night. How awful my timing is. What a selfish bitch I am! I come in, and that fucking lizard is roaming around. I've been trapped in the bedroom since I got here.

Tommy McGann: He's not a lizard, he's a bearded dragon.

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Tommy McGann: [voice over] You know those movies where two people are forced to spend time with each other and they end up falling madly in love? Well, that wasn't happening.

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Jean Goodman: We're through. We're over. You screwed up one too many times, Tommy. I'm not taking you back. I'm not going to give you another chance. We're finished.

Tommy McGann: I don't want another chance.

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Mr. Kearns: That's you McGann. You've got a wonderful future behind you.

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Tommy McGann: He's a bearded dragon.

Jean Goodman: He's a walking purse!

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Viv McCormack: You have a problem with authority.

Tommy McGann: I wouldn't call it a problem.

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Mr. Kearns: Clean that mess up.

Tommy McGann: It's my break time now.

Mr. Kearns: Get out. You're fired.

Tommy McGann: What about my pay?

Mr. Kearns: You've already broken four weeks of salary in wine.

Tommy McGann: But I don't get paid in wine. I get paid in money. I haven't broken any money.

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Tommy McGann: [standing at Jean's grave] I never loved you Jean. But I liked you. Sometimes.

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Detective Inspector Wheeler: How was the funeral?

Tommy McGann: Great laugh. The priest got the names mixed up and they dropped the coffin.

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Noel: [shouts] Do you know how to tie a noose?

Tommy McGann: Shhhh

Noel: [whispers] Do you know how to tie a noose?

Tommy McGann: I thought you did.

Noel: How should I know?

Tommy McGann: I just thought it was something you would know.

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Noel: This is fucking insane.

Tommy McGann: It was better than your plan.

Noel: I didn't have one.

Tommy McGann: Well, then it wasn't much competition.

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