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Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror | February 2005 (USA)
Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »

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Caleb Emerson
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Tim Gerstmar Tim Gerstmar ... Red / CoconutHeadFaceMan / Mother Nefarious / Thierry Toole
Geoff Mosher Geoff Mosher ... Baron Nefarious
Pippi Zornoza Pippi Zornoza ... Violet
Jamie Gillis ... Stavros
Hasil Adkins Hasil Adkins ... Himself
Jennifer K. Beal Jennifer K. Beal ... Shannon Maldonato
Sadie Blades Sadie Blades ... Nikki Maldonato
Zhana LaRenard Zhana LaRenard ... Britney Maldonato
Joe James Joe James ... Officer Konash (as Joe James)
Sandra Kennedy Sandra Kennedy ... Super Inga
Lon E. Plynton Lon E. Plynton ... Barundeb Duttah
Doug Williams Doug Williams ... Kid Fantastico
Llama Dick Llama Dick ... Hell Island Field Worker
Scott Horsley Scott Horsley ... Hell Island Field Worker / Zombie
Jesse Myers Jesse Myers ... Hell Island Field Worker
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Storyline

Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've never seen anything like this! Written by Anonymous

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Taglines:

The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance


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Not Rated | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

February 2005 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

Gloucester, Massachusetts, USA See more »

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Budget:

$150,000 (estimated)
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Color
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Trivia

Jamie Gillis's last film. See more »

Goofs

Not only is Sweden not an island, it is not Australia. West Virginia is also not in Portugal. See more »

Quotes

Violet: Do you know what I love?
Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?
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Referenced in Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) See more »

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Voodoo Spell
Written by John Kozik
Performed by Phantom Creeps
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I should have known before the opening credits were over...
18 March 2010 | by Reaper-of-SoulsSee all my reviews

that this film was not worth wasting my time on. I can't even give one good reason why anyone should ever even think about viewing it. It does have gore and nudity, but even that isn't worth a peek. Does it have acting? Sure it does...but my dog could do better. Hell, even Porn Stars act better than this! As bad as this film is, I still give it a 2 because truth is...I've seen worse. If you want to watch a no-budget, bad-acting, much funnier zombie flick, then I suggest you watch REDNECK ZOMBIES instead. Die You Bastard Film, Die! ...and the music is terrible. If I hear "Die You Zombie Bastards" yelled one more time by whoever it is that is trying to sing, I'm gonna punch a hole in my TV. Avoid this film at all costs!


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