Breckin Meyer: Jon
Garfield : Oh, Sleeping Beauty, wake up. You can stop dreaming about me, because I'm here. Now just wake up. You got work to do. You're not just my owner, you're my primary caregiver. Now be a...
Jon Arbuckle : Not now, Garfield.
[Wraps arm around Garfield]
Garfield : [choking] Get- A- Ah- Just- All right. Cut the sweet stuff. Easy now. Just-
Garfield : Trying to cuddle with me, huh? Trying to avoid your duties, eh? Well, that just ain't gonna fly! It isn't gonna work with me. See, I'm getting my exercise, doin' my job. Just one quick CANNONBALL!
[jumps from TV and hits Jon in the stomach]
Garfield : Morning.
Jon Arbuckle : Garfield!
Jon Arbuckle : [in the phone] I'll call you later. Garfield is being... Garfield.
Jon Arbuckle : Some part of me has always wanted to know what it would be like to have a pet that actually wants to play with you.
Jon Arbuckle : [Jon's lost both his pets] First Odie, and now Garfield. I am the worst pet owner on the planet.
Garfield : Jon, you had me a chick magnet, and now you got a tick magnet!
Nermal : Garfield, Jon brought a dog home.
Garfield : I'm aware, Nermal.
Nermal : Why would he do a thing like that?
Garfield : Gee, I don't know, Nermal.
Nermal : Well it just sounds like a weird thing to do, bringing a dog into a house that already has a cat.
Garfield : Can we drop it? I mean it's no big deal. It's just a splattered bug on the windshield of my life.
Nermal : A... bug?
Garfield : A dim-witted, smelly, goofy... splattered bug that I will deal with properly and enthusiastically.
Jon Arbuckle : [to Odie] Come on, boy!
Garfield : As you can see, I'm still Jon's favorite.
Nermal : See you later, Garfield! Good luck with the bug thing!
Jon Arbuckle : Liz, I have a confession. Well, its not really a confession, more of an admission. Its a... Liz... its a declaration.
Jon Arbuckle : [on the phone] No, Odie's not a hounddog. Yes, I'm sure.