Dennis Pennis R.I.P. (1997 Video)
Dennis Pennis: [to Michael Jackson, who is surrounded by bodyguards] Michael, is your favourite group 3T? Or do you still prefer Boyz II Men? Mike, do you think about having any more kids, or you don't want to get arrested again?
[one of the bodyguards pushes Dennis away]
Dennis Pennis: Princess Anne, you're a very keen rider, how many times have you been tossed off by a horse?
Dennis Pennis: [to Gerard Depardieu] I was very disappointed when Andie MacDowell kissed you in Green Card because you didn't turn into a prince! You stayed like a fat, ugly frog!
Dennis Pennis: Do you think it's about time you got awarded with a sort of, the honours list, you know the Queen's honour's list? You should be Michael Winner O.B.E.S.E.
Michael Winner: Oh, thank God, you should be in charge!
Dennis Pennis: [to Mick Hucknall] How do you describe your voice? Is it rock or is pop? Cos I hear you and I think you are soul. You are-soul!
Dennis Pennis: Got any plans to start going through puberty at some point?
Michael J. Fox: Uh, well, I'm right after you.
Dennis Pennis: OK.
Michael J. Fox: I'm right after you.
Dennis Pennis: See you there.
Michael J. Fox: [points to Dennis' red hair, as he walks away] You dyeing your pubic hair as well?
Dennis Pennis: [to Kenneth Clarke] It's such a shame you didn't become leader, I look at you and I think what a waste... What a massive waist!
Anthony Cream Jnr.: We plan to break into BBC Headquarters secretly in the middle of the night and stage a dirty protest.
Tony Cream: A shit-in, if you like.