Piccadilly Jim (2004)
Eugenia Crocker: Really Bingley what's gotten into you today? I don't want any of your odd actor-like behavior in front of the duchess. Remember if 600 members of the royal family died she'd be queen.
Jim Crocker: He forgot his trousers. What guy hasn't forgot his trousers one time or another?
Ann Chester: We're dancing awfully close.
Jim Crocker: I don't think it's so awful. What's that perfume?
Ann Chester: Cigarette smoke.
Jim Crocker: Well it's certainly habit forming.
Bingley Crocker: There were no ladies backstage. If they were ladies they were in the auditorium.
Ann Chester: It's too bad you don't have any bad habits. We could have had ourselves a good time on that old boat.
Jim Crocker: Love is everything. Love blows everything to bits and makes it new again. It's like a bomb in your heart.
Ann Chester: Love is bunk. It's just an agreement between two people who don't want to eat alone.
Jim Crocker: The point is, you can't marry him.
Ann Chester: Yeah? Why not?
Jim Crocker: Because you gotta marry me.
Duchess of Arminster: Driver! What are you waiting for? Run over that man!
Wizzy Wisbeach: Oh, Mother, stop living in the past! We can't kill them anymore!
Ann Chester: ...my aunt wants to marry me off to some rich palooka in order to rub her sister's face in the mud. That's your love, buddy. Boom! Medieval social engineering.
Jim Crocker: You're not gonna go through with it?
Ann Chester: No, but who am I waiting for? Mr. Right? Not me, Jack!
Jim Crocker: Why are you talking like Sam Spade?