Tim Allen: Jack Shepard, Captain Zoom
Jack Shepard : Cindy, what are you wearing?
Cindy Collins : It's my alter eggo.
Jack Shepard : You mean your "alter ego"?
Cindy Collins : I'm a princess.
Jack Shepard : Cindy, you're not a princess.
Cindy Collins : But I look pretty.
Jack Shepard : Yeah, but pretty girls don't have any real friends and they never get any respect. Take Miss Holloway, for instance.
Marsha Holloway : Hey.
Dr. Grant : [Cindy throws the 2.5-ton object] Scatter...
Jack Shepard : That was bolted to the wall.
Jack Shepard : Pretty girls have no friends and never get any respect. Look at Miss. Halloway.