Vicellous Shannon: Twins
Jake Huard : He's right you know.
Twins : Can I borrow your starch?
Jake Huard : Look, I don't get it. Why are you still here?
Twins : You want to know why I stay in this room?
Jake Huard : Yeah.
Twins : Cause Jake, you're my Mississippi.
Jake Huard : I'm your what?
Twins : People who live in Arkansas, you know what their favorite state is?
Jake Huard : No.
Twins : Mississippi. Cause Mississippi's the only thing that keeps Arkansas from being the worst state in the whole country.
Jake Huard : I'm Mississippi.
Twins : Well you sure as hell ain't California. Listen, Cole and Whitaker are so busy tryin' to run you out they forgot about me. As a matter of fact, they've forgotten about every other plebe in this whole company. That's why I stay in this room Jake. Cause if Mississippi quits, then all of a sudden Arkansas is the worst state in the whole country.
Twins : [on "North" Beach diet] Not only am I the president, but I'm also a client.
Whitaker : Come on you Butterball move it!
Twins : Sir, I'm trying, Sir!
Whitaker : Stop trying and do it!
Twins : Sir, yes, sir!
Whitaker : You know what, I'm gonna start calling you Twins, do you know why, Twins?
Twins : Sir, because I carry the weight of two normal people, sir
Whitaker : Oh you're smart too, so you can realize that if your fat ass doesn't make it up that obstacle your fat ass will be separated! Do you understand Twins?
Twins : Sir, yes, sir