It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005– )
Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds
Dennis Reynolds : [picking basketball teams] All righty. Uh... You, you, you, you, and you. Come over here.
[all the black kids go to Dennis]
Dennis Reynolds : All right. Now, the rest of you kids can go with those two losers right there.
Mac : Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell's going on over here?
Dennis Reynolds : I'm picking my team.
Dee Reynolds : No. No, you-you can't- you can't take all...
Dennis Reynolds : I can't pick the...?
Dee Reynolds : You can't pick all...
Dennis Reynolds : What should I not pick?
Mac : You know exactly what you've done, sir.
[preparing for a child's beauty pageant]
Mort : Frank. Frank. I need some water. My mouth is dry.
Frank Reynolds : Your mouth is dry. Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink.
[Mac and Charlie raise their hands]
Dennis Reynolds : Okay...
Charlie Kelly : Yeah, can I? Could I? Can I?
Dee Reynolds : [raises hand] I have a...
Charlie Kelly : Who's that?
Frank Reynolds : He's the mortician. I invited him.