Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil (2005–2007)
30 Oct. 2005He's Not the Messiah, He's a DJ
Lucy, daughter of Satan, struggles to find a boyfriend free of her father's meddling. The Prince of Lies sets her up on a blind date with a senator at Club Armageddon, home of DJ Jesus.
The Devil buys a chain of Tequila Sally's bar and grill restaurants. He thinks karaoke would be good, and Lucy knows just the guy for it: DJ Jesus.
16 Sep. 2007Dildo Factory
Satan and Becky, the Devil's advocate, believe if the people of the world masturbate just 8% more, civilization will collapse.
23 Sep. 2007Temptasia
The Prophesy tells us that if DJ Jesus doesn't perform at Burning Man an unholy sand storm will destroy the American west.
30 Sep. 2007Terry the Teratoma
A teratoma is tumor that grows teeth and hair. Satan has one removed from his armpit and brings it home to be his friend.
7 Oct. 2007Human Sacrifice
Senator Whitehead wants to announce his candidacy for President of the United States.
14 Oct. 2007The Busboy
Senator Whitehead's son Tad is a registered sex offender so Satan gives him a job as a busboy at Tequila Sally's.
21 Oct. 2007The Special Fathers vs. The Vampire Alter Boys
Vampire altar boys and vampire choir boys have been preying on priests throughout the city.
28 Oct. 2007The Dreamster
The Dreamster Sound Effects Machine was designed to help you fall asleep naturally and deeply.
4 Nov. 2007Satan's School for Girls
DJ Jesus and his entourage rent out an old Catholic girl's boarding school so he can work on his re-remix in quiet isolation.