"Absolutely Fabulous" Hospital (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)


David Henry: Mr. Simpson


  • Eddie : I demand to see a doctor!

    Nurse : Mr. Simpson will be round in a minute.

    Eddie : Mr. Simpson? Mr. Simpson? I want a proper doctor in a white coat who's going to take me seriously. And give me some more painkillers now, all right.

    Mr. Simpson : Right, Mrs. um, um...

    Nurse : Monsoon.

    Mr. Simpson : I'll be operating on your um, um, um...

    Nurse : Foot.

    Mr. Simpson : ...tomorrow morning.

    Eddie : Hold my hand, darling. He could be the caretaker for all I know!

    Mr. Simpson : We could do this under local. It's not a very serious operation. It's very quick.

    Eddie : Local? Local anaesthetic? Are you mad? God, what is this? Eastern Europe?

    Mr. Simpson : You wouldn't feel any pain.

    Eddie : I won't need to feel it, but I'd be able to see it! I'm not totally lacking in imagination you know. I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs, all right!

    Saffie : Believe me, she's much happier unconscious!

  • Nurse : [pointing to Patsy]  Face-lift

    Mr. Simpson : Oh, it'll be a doggle. Just grab her by the scalp, shaker her up and down a bit and chop off the slack. Tomorrow.

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