Eddie : I demand to see a doctor!
Nurse : Mr. Simpson will be round in a minute.
Eddie : Mr. Simpson? Mr. Simpson? I want a proper doctor in a white coat who's going to take me seriously. And give me some more painkillers now, all right.
Mr. Simpson : Right, Mrs. um, um...
Nurse : Monsoon.
Mr. Simpson : I'll be operating on your um, um, um...
Nurse : Foot.
Mr. Simpson : ...tomorrow morning.
Eddie : Hold my hand, darling. He could be the caretaker for all I know!
Mr. Simpson : We could do this under local. It's not a very serious operation. It's very quick.
Eddie : Local? Local anaesthetic? Are you mad? God, what is this? Eastern Europe?
Mr. Simpson : You wouldn't feel any pain.
Eddie : I won't need to feel it, but I'd be able to see it! I'm not totally lacking in imagination you know. I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs, all right!
Saffie : Believe me, she's much happier unconscious!