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"Drop the Dead Donkey" Damien and the Weather Girl (TV Episode 1994) Poster

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Henry Davenport: Gus, I'm sorry, I am sorry Gus, but you have to die. It's a mercy killing. A brain as damaged as yours cannot sustain life as we know it.

Gus Hedges: Office humor, Henry, excellent.

Henry Davenport: That was not office humor, Gus, it was abuse, intended to highlight what a total twat you are.

Gus Hedges: Terrific. Every work place needs a jester!

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[first lines]

Damien Day: Close as you can Gerry, that's it. And it is the construction of this conveyor belt which has so infuriated local residents. They can...

Gerry: Yah!

[camera begins to move as cameraman, Gerry, is stuck on the conveyor belt]

Gerry: .

Damien Day: For goodness sake Gerry, what's the matter Oh well, never mind your arm, point the camera at me, we'll turn it into a tracking shot... And it is the construction of this, conveyor oh forget it, I look ridiculous.

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[last lines]

Joy Merryweather: That'll be for you.

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Helen Cooper: He didn't want you to cancel it.

George Dent: But he said he did.

Helen Cooper: Well he meant the opposite of what he said.

George Dent: "Meant the opposite"? Oh for goodness sake, what is the point of having a language if people don't use it properly!

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Gus Hedges: Let's stress how Tony's got a superb raft of ideas. Several rafts, in fact, which he's lashed together into a pontoon of excellence.

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Dave Charnley: How did this get out? I told Helen in confidence,

Helen Cooper: Yeah, well, I just told Joy in confidence.

Joy Merryweather: Yeah well I just told the office in confidence!

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Dave Charnley: You had sex in the polar bear enclosure?

Damien Day: Uh-huh. Then on a runway at Heathrow. And in a passport photo booth at Euston station.

Dave Charnley: Nah, you're makin' it up.

[Damien shows him the photo]

Dave Charnley: Bloody hell.

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Gus Hedges: Joy, next time I'm on the phone to Sir Roysten, don't hover behind me humming Deutschland Deutschland Über Alles. Is that clear? Otherwise you'll see in the new year as a statistic.

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Damien Day: So, you liked my Bihac report... it was very dangerous.

Nicky: Yes, I know... but some of us like danger.

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