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8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter 

Peter resorts to selling Meg to Mort Goldman to pay off his pharmacy tab; Stewie falls in love with his babysitter.

Directors:

Greg Colton, Peter Shin

Writers:

Seth MacFarlane (created by), Seth MacFarlane (developed by) | 7 more credits »

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Cast

Episode cast overview:
Seth MacFarlane ... Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Jake Tucker / Hitler / Kids Choice Awards Announcer (voice)
Alex Borstein ... Lois Griffin / Paula Poundstone / Coach / Eva (voice)
Seth Green ... Chris Griffin / Neil Goldman / Jeremy / Boy in Science Class (voice)
Mila Kunis ... Meg Griffin (voice)
John G. Brennan ... Mort Goldman (voice)
Ralph Garman ... (voice)
David A. Goodman ... Raymond (voice)
Denis Martell Denis Martell ... Santos (voice)
JoAnna Garcia Swisher ... Liddane (voice) (as Joanna Garcia)
Hillary Tuck ... Patty / Girl in Blind Date / Cecilia (voice)
John Viener ... Emcee (voice)
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Storyline

When Peter learns that Mort's pharmacy runs a tab system, he goes crazy buying everything he can get his hands on. Unfortunately, he doesn't realize that he eventually has to pay for everything, and ends up thousands of dollars in debt. Peter makes an offer to sell Meg to Mort's son Neil in exchange for canceling the debt. Mort agrees, but Neil has already found a new girlfriend. Stewie, meanwhile, falls in love with his new babysitter. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>

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Genres:

Animation | Comedy

Certificate:

TV-14 | See all certifications »
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Trivia

Music from this episode is featured on the CD soundtrack album "Family Guy - Movement 1". See more »

Goofs

At the motel when Neil calls Cecilia, he holds the phone to his ear upside down. See more »

Quotes

Peter Griffin: While I'm at it give me all these copies of "Marie Claire." Ya know in case I wanna rub out that easy one before I get Lois into bed tonight.
Mort Goldman: Kathleen Turner's on page 45.
Peter Griffin: Kathleen Turner... ehh? Let's see how she looks.
[glances at the magazine]
Peter Griffin: Aww, that's a shame.
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Connections

References Primetime Glick (2001) See more »

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Language:

English

Release Date:

10 July 2005 (USA) See more »

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Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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