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The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire 

Cleveland's wife Loretta has an affair with Quagmire.


James Purdum, Peter Shin


Seth MacFarlane (created by), Seth MacFarlane (developed by) | 8 more credits »




Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Seth MacFarlane ... Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Dr. Elmer Hartman / John Edward / Bamm-Bamm Rubble / Emeril Lagasse / Emperor Palpatine / Pasquel / Darrin / Superman (voice)
Alex Borstein ... Lois Griffin / Loretta Brown (voice)
Seth Green ... Chris Griffin (voice)
Mila Kunis ... Meg Griffin (voice)
Jane Carr ... (voice)
Randy Crenshaw ... Barbershop Quartet Member (voice)
Miriam Flynn ... (voice)
Ralph Garman ... (voice)
David A. Goodman ... (voice)
Mike Henry ... Cleveland Brown / Bruce the Performance Artist (voice)
Denis Martell Denis Martell ... Santos (voice)
Danny Smith Danny Smith ... Driver #1 / Library Officer (voice)
Fred Tatasciore ... (voice)
Jennifer Tilly ... Bonnie Swanson (voice)
John Viener ... Bad Guy (voice)


While looking around town for someone to rescue, Peter bursts into Cleveland's house, only to catch Loretta having sex with another man. After investigating through the neighborhood, they discover that Quagmire has betrayed his best friend by sleeping with his wife. Loretta leaves Cleveland, and Peter and Lois are left trying to help their friend learn how to be more assertive with others. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <>

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis


Animation | Comedy


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Release Date:

12 June 2005 (USA) See more »

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Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?


This episode was written in order to get rid of the character of Loretta, Cleavand's wife. Actress Alex Borstein - who voices Lois Griffin, Loretta, and many of the other female characters on the show - was tired of doing the voice, having thought that Loretta would be a one time character when she was first introduced. See more »


Brian mentions that Peter Griffin has had his CPR card revoked. In actuality, CPR cards cannot be revoked. A CPR card is nothing more than a "certificate of completion", which indicates that a course of study has been completed. It is not the equivalent of a license or a certification issued by a regulatory body which legally authorizes the cardholder to perform a specialized skill (such as a driver's license or a license to practice medicine), which are indeed subject to revocation. Completion of a CPR course is not legally required for bystanders to perform CPR in emergency situations as laypersons are protected by Good Samaritan laws. It is only legally required for persons who work professionally in the field of health care, however even in the professional setting, a CPR card cannot be revoked. Peter would still be allowed to perform bystander CPR even in the absence of his card. See more »


[Cleveland considers killing Quagmire with a baseball bat, while Meg, Chris, Stewie, Lois, and Emperor Palpatine watch]
Emperor Palpatine: Good. Let the hate flow through you.
[Lois pushes him to the ground and kicks him]
Lois Griffin: You're not helping!
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Alternate Versions

The syndicated version of the episode cuts three scenes: The scene in which Peter's Portugese workers talk about peeing in the punch, the opening of the CPR class scene, in which Bruce announces he "sees a lot of smiles and has refreshments, and the closing scene of the CPR class scene, in which Bruce comments about no one touching the refreshments, and that he will take them home to his cats. See more »


You Have AIDS
Written by Seth MacFarlane
Performed by Seth MacFarlane, Bob Joyce, Jon Joyce, Randy Crenshaw and Rick Logan
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Full of legendary moments
1 April 2019 | by branflakes1522See all my reviews

Peter crashing stuff into Joe's house, Rock Lobster, Mayor West giggling while being a member of the Queen's guard, "you have AIDS".

Blows my mind this is rated so low, this is one of greatest episodes of the entire series

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