Dr. Eric Foreman: It's not 1980. We know how HIV is transmitted. If Kalvin got HIV through unprotected sex, dad has every right to be pissed.
Dr. Allison Cameron: So you always use a condom?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Uhh... yeah!
Dr. Gregory House: Brothers on the down-low got to.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Huh. Not ready for any Foreman Juniors yet.
Dr. Allison Cameron: [to House] You?
Dr. Gregory House: Working girls are sticklers. You're not going to poll Chase?
[Cameron looks at him sharply]
Dr. Robert Chase: I'm not an idiot.
Dr. Gregory House: Obviously not. Who doesn't sleep with a drugged-out colleague when they have a chance?
Dr. Robert Chase: When two people have had sex, unless it sucks, if they can do it again, they're gonna do it again.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You need a lawyer. Go see Stacy. You hit a patient.
Dr. Gregory House: Four words, two mistakes. He's not a patient and I didn't hit him.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Of course you didn't. Go see Stacy.
Dr. Eric Foreman: [on the phone] Bad time? Where are you?
Dr. Gregory House: At your girlfriend's place. Ignore the moaning and squeaking.
Dr. Gregory House: Meanwhile, she can't stop thinking about... I can't read that. Is she obsessed with a grey horse or me?
Dr. Gregory House: It's not what you think. I know it looks like we're cleaning dishes, but actually, we're having sex.
Stacy Warner: [House knows she secretly smokes] Why didn't you say anything?
Dr. Gregory House: 'Cause it helped me monitor your misery level. One trip outside was a good day - upwards of six, you were in hell.
Dr. James Wilson: So now you've got to drum up another excuse to be around the love of your life. Could hit another patient.
Dr. Gregory House: Nah, don't like to repeat myself. People will say I'm formulaic.
Dr. Gregory House: All of this will be fascinating to an HIV specialist. Now let go of my cane before it becomes your new boyfriend.
Kalvin: Honey, I will marry it if you would look at my file.
Dr. Gregory House: Congress says you can't, so...
Dr. Wilson: [to House] Trying to win Stacy back by killing an animal. Very caveman.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Two family members assaulted.
Dr. Gregory House: It was self defense.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You baited him.
Dr. Gregory House: You're right. I was asking for it. The low-cut blouse, the "do-me" pumps...
Dr. Gregory House: Two successful surgeries, two lives saved. I'm over my quota. Can I have next week off?
Dr. Gregory House: Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young.
Kalvin: This is none of your business!
Dr. Gregory House: Well, you should have thought of that before you stalked me. Now I'm interested.
Dr. Allison Cameron: [to Kalvin] Your tox screen came back positive for...
Kalvin: Crystal meth and ecstasy.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Recreational drugs are dangerous to begin with, but for someone with HIV...
Kalvin: I didn't mistake them for vitamins. I'm a PNP boy. Party and Play. Drugs and sex.
[starts to cough]
Kalvin: You don't approve?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Does the sex include condoms?
Kalvin: If he's negative, sure. If he's positive...
Kalvin: why put on a raincoat if you're already wet?
Dr. Allison Cameron: You could get hepatitis or another strain of HIV.
Kalvin: Or I could get hit by a bus.
Dr. Allison Cameron: AIDS isn't a death sentence anymore.
Kalvin: I don't want to have any regrets.
Dr. Gregory House: [about the patient] Very interesting.
Dr. Eric Foreman: He coughs infected blood in Cameron's eyes and mouth, that's interesting?
Dr. Allison Cameron: [to Kalvin] You brought drugs into the hospital? Glad I wasted my time at your hotel.
Kalvin: I told you I used. You didn't ask me for a sample. You're not pissed about this. You're mad because I coughed blood on you.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That was an accident.
Kalvin: Oh, would you stop being nice! It's useless and worse, it's boring. Get angry! I had one stupid night, I end up with HIV. Do you have any idea how pissed off I was?
Dr. Allison Cameron: This wasn't your fault.
Dr. Allison Cameron: [to Kalvin] You lied to me.
Kalvin: If this is about my mom...
Dr. Allison Cameron: This is about your lonely, miserable life.
Kalvin: I'm not miserable. And as long as there's a gay bar around, I'm never lonely.
Dr. Allison Cameron: You haven't had a single visitor except for your dad. Drugs are great, HIV freed you, your dad hates you, you're so happy. Everything's a lie! You blame yourself for your mom's death. You're not trying to have fun, you're trying to self-destruct. You wanna kill yourself? Fine, but stop recruiting!