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"Saturday Night Live" Alec Baldwin/P.O.D. (TV Episode 2002) Poster

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Tony Bennett: Now David, I heard you were gay. And I think it is just great that you put aside bangin' sticks with all those Joe's long enough to notice this little buttercup. But David, I gotta ask you. Why would you build your house in a cherry orchard when you dig bananas?

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Tony Bennett: But David... David, you're saying you don't miss deep frying the drumstick?

David Gest: I don't understand?

Tony Bennett: How 'bout playing the kiwis?

David Gest: I'm sorry?

Tony Bennett: Come on, you like to do the mushroom dance, don't you?

David Gest: What does that mean?

Tony Bennett: Do you miss having sex with other men?

David Gest: That I do miss.

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Linda Vester: Our next guest should certainly be able to shed some light on this case. He's Fred, the bird from "Baretta".

Shepard Smith: Now, this is not the actual bird from "Baretta", because that bird died several years ago.

Linda Vester: Possibly by Robert Blake's hand. We don't know, that's not substantiated. But this is that bird's bird nephew.

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Dave: I'm gonna go "tuck her in", if you know what I mean...

[chuckles]

Dave: ... and, eh... by the way, if I'm not back in three hours, call the Guinness book.

Party guest: Nice!

[laughs]

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