Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Kramer: Hey, Jerry, you ever wear silk underwear?
Kramer: Put that on the top of your list.
Jerry: No, not for me. A little too delightful.