Spider-Man: [spotting an out of control car] What's this? Another satisfied graduate of the "New York City Cab Driving Academy"?
Spider-Man: What a slimy mess. Why can't I be one of those galaxy-hopping superheroes? Why do I end up in the sewers? You don't find the Fantastic Four in a sewer, or the Avengers. Never have I seen the Avengers in a sewer. Or the Defenders. Well, maybe the Hulk.