Louie: [At the end of the episode; after saving the kingdom of Macadamia from a coup] So are we going back to Macadamia?
Baloo: Oh no, I've had enough of those nuts!
Louie: We going out on that joke?
Baloo: Looks like it.
King Amok: [after Trample is exposed] Well, anything to say, Trample?
Chancellor Trample: [bawling] Convict me! Jail me! Torture me!
Baloo: Well, Here we are at last; On the Road to Macadamia.
Louie: Huh, That sounds suspciously like a song cue to me.
Baloo: Is that a request?
Louie: No, I was warnin' the camels so they could cover their ears!
Louie: See, your reputation precedes you.
Baloo: [after crash-landing in Macadamia] I must be alive, 'cause I hurt too much to be dead.
Louie: [Seeing the Impoverished state of the Kingdom] Dig, Last time we was here Macadamia was knee-deep in dough.
[Three locals chase a chicken with cutlery]
Baloo: Well, it looks like the *Dough*, ran *low*.
Chancellor Trample: Your majesty; If you allow me to wed Princess Lotta Lamour, I will donate my fortune to save the Kingdom.
Princess Lotta Lamour: No! I will never marry Chancellor Trample! He is a loathsome, festering carbuncle on the face of our Kingdom!
Chancellor Trample: [undeterred] What are you *really* saying?
Princess Lotta Lamour: Touch me, and you're *dust*, buster.
Baloo: I like that girl's spark!
Louie: The rest of her ain't bad, either, man.
Princess Lotta Lamour: [after a Cobra appears under a hat] What'll we do?
Louie: Can't you *charm* a snake with music?
Baloo: Yeah! I'll *sing*!
Louie: I'll take my chances with the snake!
Chancellor Trample: En guard!
[takes sword from shield]
Louie: Whoa! My Mama didn't raise me to be no cold cut!
Chancellor Trample: After them! Hurry!
[Trample's henchmen trip over previously knocked out Henchmen and fall down the stairs]
Chancellor Trample: Oh... Now wonder I can't sleep nights.
Princess Lotta Lamour: I don't know what I can do to thank you.
Louie: Well, I'd be happy to prepare a short list...
Baloo: [picks Louie up] And when it comes to *short*, He's an expert!
Louie: Isn't it time for you to *hibernate*?
[snaps Baloo's cap over his eyes]
Princess Lotta Lamour: [Sees Louie doing his "psychic" turn] What is he doing?
Baloo: An out-of-body experience; No wonder with a body like his.
Louie: Better out of my body than out of your mind.
[shines crystal ball in Baloo's eyes]
Princess Lotta Lamour: [groans] I may go out of *mine*, if I have to marry Trample.
Baloo: Now don't you worry blue-blooded head, ol' Babaloo will save you.
[attempts to kiss her but Louie cuts in]
Louie: En contraire, Babaloo,
[kicks him out of the way]
Louie: If anybody's gonna save her, it's gonna be me
[cuddles up to Lotta]
Baloo: Tut, tut, now run along and scare up a seance!
[shoves Louie out the way but, he returns and is about to hit him with the crystal ball]
Louie: Why, you Wolf in Bear's clothin'!
Princess Lotta Lamour: Don't fight; You see I'm very fond of you *both*.
Princess Lotta Lamour: You're so Brave!
Princess Lotta Lamour: You're so Strong!
Baloo: You can count on, us Princess.
Princess Lotta Lamour: Thank you.
Princess Lotta Lamour: and You.
[kisses Louie; both he and Baloo collapse love struck, Lotta sighs before leaving their suite, the guys run to the mirror to check themselves out]
Baloo: Guess I'm just her type.
Louie: Yeah, Dumb, Dark and Hairy! Puff up your pillow and *dream*, I'm the guy with the Magic!
Baloo: Good! Then why don't you just *disappear*!
[yanks Turban down over Louie's eyes]