2.9/10
850
13 user 13 critic

Illegal Aliens (2007)

R | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | 1 May 2007 (USA)
Trailer
2:21 | Trailer
"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic ... See full summary »

Director:

David Giancola

Writers:

David Giancola (story and screenplay), Ben Coello (additional material)
Reviews

Videos

Photos

Learn more

More Like This 

Documentary | Biography | Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  

A documentary that goes behind the scenes of the movie 'Illegal Aliens', and a film-maker's journey from obscurity to moral blindness in the seductive glare of the media spotlight.

Director: David Giancola
Stars: Anna Nicole Smith, David Giancola, John James
To the Limit (1995)
Action | Crime | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  

An ex-CIA agent sets out for cold, hard revenge against the ruthless villain and his group of trained assassins who murdered her husband.

Director: Raymond Martino
Stars: Anna Nicole Smith, Joey Travolta, John Aprea
Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  

A "typical" day in the life of former Playboy model, grieving widow and perennial courtroom defendant Anna Nicole Smith.

Directors: Raymond Martino, Anna Nicole Smith
Stars: Anna Nicole Smith, Morgan Daniel, Ahmo Hight
Skyscraper (Video 1996)
Action | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  

A helicopter charter soon turns deadly when the female pilot finds that she is on a building held by terrorists. It is up to her and her husband to save the hostages.

Director: Raymond Martino
Stars: Anna Nicole Smith, Richard Steinmetz, Branimir Cikatiæ
Time Chasers (1994)
Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  

An inventor comes up with a time machine, but must prevent its abuse at the hands of an evil C.E.O.

Director: David Giancola
Stars: Matthew Bruch, Bonnie Pritchard, Peter Harrington
Diamond Run (1996)
Action | Crime
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  

Rogue Vietnam War vets led by their old commander Sloan try to steal some diamonds, but mysterious Megan Marlow steals them first. Sloan sends his men after her, but rogue cop Jack Cates, who's partner was murdered by Sloan, helps her.

Director: David Giancola
Stars: Linda Ljoka, Michael J. Valentine, Sean P. Donahue
The Anna Nicole Show (2002–2004)
Comedy | Reality-TV
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4/10 X  

Reality show starring everyone's favorite plus sized model Anna Nicole Smith!

Stars: Anna Nicole Smith, Daniel Smith, Howard K. Stern
Crime | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  

A pair of cops are following a lawyer who has information on a mobster. He's killed and his wife has to help the cops catch the bad guy.

Director: David Giancola
Stars: Burt Ward, Miles O'Keeffe, Libby Hudson Lydecker
Axcellerator (2019)
Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  

When a young car thief stumbles on the invention of the century (and the various government agencies that want to kill him), he and a sassy checkout clerk named Kate have the adventure of a lifetime.

Director: David Giancola
Stars: Sean Young, Maxwell Caulfield, Sam J. Jones
Icebreaker (2000)
Action | Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  

At the the Killington ski resort something has gone awry. Evil terrorists led by the sinister Greig have taken the resort hostage with a stolen nuclear device. It's up to Ski Patrol bum Matt Foster to save the day... and his fiancé.

Director: David Giancola
Stars: Sean Astin, Bruce Campbell, Stacy Keach
Action | Drama | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  

Deadly government assassin Sebastian Dellacourt botches a job and ends up in prison. His only way out is to do one final job and infiltrate a dangerous militia led by delusional Arno Taylor, who wants to overthrow the US government.

Director: David Giancola
Stars: Don Mogavero, Steve Railsback, Larry Linville
Short | Music
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Director: David Hogan
Stars: Udo Kier, Anna Nicole Smith
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Lenise Sorén Lenise Sorén ... Cameron
Gladise Jiminez ... Drew (as Gladise Jimenez)
Anna Nicole Smith ... Lucy
Chyna ... Rex (as Joanie Laurer)
Kevin McGuire Kevin McGuire ... Syntax
Patrick Burleigh ... Max Sperling
Michael J. Valentine Michael J. Valentine ... Valentine
Dennis Lemoine Dennis Lemoine ... Ray
Mark 'Woody' Keppel Mark 'Woody' Keppel ... Vinnie (as Woody Keppel)
John James ... Big Tony
Tim Philbin Tim Philbin ... TV Anchor Man
Terry Jarrosak Terry Jarrosak ... Radio Announcer
Ben Coello Ben Coello ... Director
Jen Brace Jen Brace ... Make-Up Artist
Carrie Sterr Carrie Sterr ... Script Supervisor
Edit

Storyline

"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these illegal aliens are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, low-brow spoofs and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic B-Movie genre how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? "Illegal Aliens" pokes fun at today's Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called "Bad Movies" we all love to hate! Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Taglines:

You thought they were from another planet.....you were right! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for some crude and sex-related humor and language | See all certifications »
Edit

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

1 May 2007 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Űrbombázók See more »

Filming Locations:

Chicago, Illinois, USA See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Edgewood Studios See more »
Show more on IMDbPro »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
See full technical specs »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

Rex beat her hand with a hammer in the original script. See more »

Goofs

This movie was filmed in 2006 and refers to Justin Timberlake, reality TV, the Department of Homeland Security, post-9/11/2001 policies, and other 2000s events. Yet the captions in the first scenes claim that the movie takes place in 1987-1990, when all this could not have existed. See more »

Quotes

Rex: [Lucy and Max have been captured by Rex, but are refusing to cooperate with her plans] I have something... a little special for the occasion.
Max Sperling: What is it? Some kind of mind control serum?
Rex: It's much better... mind control suppositories!
[Reveals two large red and white supppositories in her hands. Lucy and Max react in horror]
See more »

Crazy Credits

No Canadians were hired during the filming of this picture. We still like them though. See more »

Connections

References Arachnia (2003) See more »

Soundtracks

Shelly
Performed by Evan Olson
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

 
A pleasant surprise!
13 May 2007 | by stiv-4See all my reviews

I have to say I honestly wasn't expecting much from this movie. I figured it would be a typical B-movie, direct to video and filled with bad acting and cheap production values. I was wrong. The special effects and action were surprisingly good, and I found this to be one of the funniest films I've seen in a long time.

Anna Nicole was absolutely adorable, and showed that she had a lot more comedic talent than people gave her credit for. When she was trying to do action movies, she was out of her element -she was made to do comedy, and it's a shame we will not get to see her talent develop. Because she had a lot of potential judging from this film. She was very cute in this.

Joanie Laurer was also deliciously evil in this film, in a screwball kind of way. I hope she makes more comedies as well -having only seen her on reality shows, I wasn't expecting someone so funny -just her tics and facial contortions were a scream. This movie is just plain fun!

As someone who enjoys films from directors like Preston Sturges and John Waters, I can only ask why Hollywood spends so much money to make films that aren't half this good or funny. Sometimes there's nothing like a wacky screwball comedy instead of some sophisticated overwritten psychobabble. To the cast and crew, thanks for making me laugh so hard. Illegal Aliens should keep me in stitches from laughing until John Waters graces us with another dose of funny. I also recommend Elvira's Haunted Hills for another great comedy that Hollywood didn't pick up on.


14 of 38 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See all 13 user reviews »

Contribute to This Page



Recently Viewed