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Illegal Aliens (2007)

R | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | 1 May 2007 (USA)
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"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic ... See full summary »

Director:

David Giancola

Writers:

David Giancola (story and screenplay), Ben Coello (additional material)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Lenise Sorén Lenise Sorén ... Cameron
Gladise Jiminez ... Drew (as Gladise Jimenez)
Anna Nicole Smith ... Lucy
Chyna ... Rex (as Joanie Laurer)
Kevin McGuire Kevin McGuire ... Syntax
Patrick Burleigh ... Max Sperling
Michael J. Valentine Michael J. Valentine ... Valentine
Dennis Lemoine Dennis Lemoine ... Ray
Mark 'Woody' Keppel Mark 'Woody' Keppel ... Vinnie (as Woody Keppel)
John James ... Big Tony
Tim Philbin Tim Philbin ... TV Anchor Man
Terry Jarrosak Terry Jarrosak ... Radio Announcer
Ben Coello Ben Coello ... Director
Jen Brace Jen Brace ... Make-Up Artist
Carrie Sterr Carrie Sterr ... Script Supervisor
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Storyline

"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these illegal aliens are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, low-brow spoofs and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic B-Movie genre how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? "Illegal Aliens" pokes fun at today's Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called "Bad Movies" we all love to hate! Written by Anonymous

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They're here to save the world? See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for some crude and sex-related humor and language | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

1 May 2007 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Űrbombázók See more »

Filming Locations:

Chicago, Illinois, USA See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Edgewood Studios See more »
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

The henchman in the black leather coat at the end was actually a security guard who worked at the place where the ending was shot. See more »

Goofs

This movie was filmed in 2006 and refers to Justin Timberlake, reality TV, the Department of Homeland Security, post-9/11/2001 policies, and other 2000s events. Yet the captions in the first scenes claim that the movie takes place in 1987-1990, when all this could not have existed. See more »

Quotes

Lucy: [Lucy and Max are still in Rex's clutches] Who Do I have to screw to get off of this movie?
Film Director: [Max, as well as Rex's henchmen, all break character and eagerly raise their hands to volunteer] Come on Guys! Cut it!
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Crazy Credits

All flatulence was purely intentional. See more »

Connections

Features The Anna Nicole Show (2002) See more »

Soundtracks

Rock The Robot
Performed by Zino & Tommy
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Um, okay........
19 July 2007 | by tom-2098See all my reviews

So, I rented this shortly after the passing of Anna Nicole Smith, who I admit, I love. Loved her show, loved watching her be crazy, loved how beautiful she was. So many people had told me how funny this movie was. It got decent reviews on here, and even the guy standing next to e in line at the video store told me it was one of the funniest movies he had ever seen. Okay. I thought this might be a great way to pass a Thursday night at home with a bowl of popcorn. Wrong. I just din't get it? Why is this funny? I LIKE stupid-funny movies, but this one was lost on me. Yes, I realize it starred Anna Nicole Smith and Chyna, but I heard that it was originally intended as a vehicle for Helen Mirren and Dame Judi Dench.


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