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"The Suite Life of Zack & Cody" Boston Tea Party (TV Episode 2006) Poster

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Maddie: Give me liberty!

Cody Martin: Or give me death!

Zack Martin: Is there a third choice?

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Zack Martin: Oh no he di-int!

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Carey Martin: I once dated this guy...

[Zack and Cody groan]

Carey Martin: What?

Cody Martin: You fought against City Hall and won.

Zack Martin: And then he dumped you.

Carey Martin: Have I told you this story before?

Zack Martin: No. That's just how all your boyfriend stories end.

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Carey Martin: You boys need to do your American History homework

Zack Martin: Mother, there is no American History. Yesterday we got here on the boat and today we bathed in the creek!

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Zack Martin: I just had a dream that taught me two things; No matter how small you are, if you're fighting for something you believe in, you could win.

Cody Martin: What's the second thing?

Zack Martin: Bob looks terrible in petticoats.

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Carey: What are you doing?

Zack Martin: Counting my armpit hair. One... done.

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Carey: [to Cody] That's my little warrior!

Zack Martin: Ha! Your little warrior sleeps with a bunny-rabbit nightlight.

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Maddie: Ok Esteban. Who was the first president of the United States?

Esteban: It's...

London Tipton: Oo! I know this one. He chopped down a cherry tree, icky wooden teeth. Don't tell me.

Esteban: It's George Washington!

London Tipton: No, that's not it.

Maddie: Yes. It is. The guy on the one dollar bill.

London Tipton: They make a one dollar bill?

Maddie: I bet you can't name a single Founding Father.

London Tipton: Can so. My father founded Tipton Industries!

Maddie: But that's not...

London Tipton: I'm bored. Bye!

[London walks off]

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London Tipton: Stop! If you get any dirt on this dress, daddy will take away your bully dozer!

[dodges the bulldozer]

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Esteban: I know that one! It's when the colonist rebelled against the British because of texas.

Maddie: You mean, taxes?

Esteban: That's what I said, texas!

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Carey: Wow, how'd you figure that out?

Cody Martin: Zack did.

CareyArwin: No, seriously.

Zack Martin: You know, I wish you people would realize that I'm a thoughtful and intelligent person.

Carey: I realize that, honey.

Zack Martin: We're gonna go lay down in front of the bulldozers.

Carey: I spoke too soon!

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Mr. Moseby: Maddie we need to raise the prices

Maddie: These prices are so high I won't even be able to get afford a used horse

[in a girly voice]

Maddie: And I'm like getting my license like this year

Mr. Moseby: [looks at Esteban confused]

Esteban: She's a valley forge girl.

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