In the definitively middle-class Royal Tunbridge Wells, 16 year old Lance has been romantically obsessed with Steph "the fittest thing since sliced fit" for exactly "3 years, 11 months and 25 and a half days". And he's barely even spoken to her. Unable to approach Steph, but desperate for something to change, Lance faces his worst fear - of holding 'the worst party ever' when his parents go away for the weekend. Enlisting his enigmatic, porn-addicted best mate Henry to help plan things, Lance tries to work out what to do when "You've got no girls, no idea and 24 hours to throw a party".
No girls, no idea, and 24 hours to throw a party
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The real-life school "The Skinners School, Tunbridge Wells", which was used for the classroom scenes, was the director, Mike Laloe's, old school. See more
Magpie and Not My Concern
Written by Gordon Moir and George Paterson
Performed by DMP See more