Pineapple Express (2008) Poster

Amber Heard: Angie Anderson



  • Angie Anderson : Fuck you, Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?

    Dale Denton : Like two and a half.

    Angie Anderson : Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count!

  • Clark : Dude, I wanted to tell you. You were hilarious today in Drama Class.

    Angie Anderson : Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression made me piss my pants.

    Clark : Oh, I wish.

  • [Angie says that she wants to marry Dale] 

    Dale Denton : Uh, I'm looking for someone more mature.

    Angie Anderson : *Mature?* I lost my virginity when I was fourteen; how many women have *you* slept with?

    Dale Denton : Um, two and a half.

    Angie Anderson : *A half?* What's *a half,* your hand?

  • Robert : [at dinner]  What the hell happened to you?

    Dale Denton : Nothing, I'm supposed to be here right now, so I'm here!

    Robert : You're all dirty and bleeding.

    Dale Denton : No I'm not, I'm here for dinner.

    Shannon : You have scratches on your forehead...

    Robert : Dude, you smell like shit.

    Angie Anderson : Dale, what happened to you?

    Dale Denton : I was in the woods!

    Shannon : In the woods?

    Dale Denton : Yeah, isn't that weird? I was... I was in the woods!

    Shannon : What were you doing in the woods?

    Dale Denton : I bird... watch... I don't. No, I don't. Look, I'm gonna come clean. I witnessed a murder. Ok? I saw someone murder... someone else.

  • Dale Denton : Come on, don't say that. I just can't go. I have a job, okay?

    Angie Anderson : Fine.

    Dale Denton : "Fine"?

    Angie Anderson : Don't come. I don't care.

    Dale Denton : If you don't care, then why have you invited me this whole time? I thought you wanted me to go.

    Angie Anderson : Because if you don't wanna meet them, I don't want you to meet them.

    Dale Denton : I want to meet them. I just can't. I'm sorry, I have a job. What do you want from me?

    Angie Anderson : I just know they'll like you, that's all. You're great, and you're funny... and you're sexy. I just want them to see that.

    Dale Denton : [incredulously]  You want them to see that I'm sexy?

  • Angie Anderson : [on phone]  My God, are you okay?

    Dale Denton : I'm good, I'm fine, I'm great. Are you okay?

    Angie Anderson : Yes, I'm fine.

    Dale Denton : Okay, good. I came up with a plan. Okay, it might sound weird at first, but just listen.

    Angie Anderson : Dale! You know what? Drug dealers... Let me just say something. Drug dealers are trying to kill me. And you. And my family. I can't believe I'm in this situation right now because of you... and your addiction to marijuana. I cannot believe I'm here.

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