Jim Halpert : One day, Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.
Pam Beesly : [after Pam accidentally enters Michael's office while he's changing clothes] On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office? Just ballpark?
Michael Scott : European offices are naked all the time.
Pam Beesly : They're so not.
Michael Scott : Besides, my shirt tail covered most of it, so...
Pam Beesly : I didn't see where it started but I saw where it ended.
Jim Halpert : Gross.
Michael Scott : That's not gross, it's the human body, what is your problem? Pam, you're an artist right? Think of me as one of your models.