Derek Baynham: Tyler Davidson
Tyler Davidson : I love you, man, you know, like... like a brother... Not, like, you know...
Chase Rousseau : Yeah, I know. No sword fights.
Tyler Davidson : Right.
Chase Rousseau : I love you, too.
Tyler Davidson : Maybe we can find a more macho way of saying it. You know, something a little more manly.
Chase Rousseau : Go Steelers?
Tyler Davidson : Yeah. Go Steelers is good. I like that. I love that. Let's use that from now on. Go Steelers. Wow, I never said "I love you" to a guy before.
Chase Rousseau : Yeah, me, neither.
Tyler Davidson : Good talk.
Stacey Davidson : I'm just trying to show a little interest and talk about something other than golf. There are other people at this table. Maybe you'd like to hear what Birdie has planned for the day. Would anyone like some more waffles?
Birdie Davidson : Uhh, we haven't even started yet.
Stacey Davidson : Well, we'd best get started then, shouldn't we?
Nathan Davidson : Sorry, your mother's right. It's polite to show interest, otherwise you can seem cold or frigid.
Stacey Davidson : Oh, sometimes it's what people do when the actions of others seem erratic or unusual.
Nathan Davidson : It's difficult for someone to attempt spontaneity if they're greeted with ridicule.
Stacey Davidson : When you don't tend your chickens, they'll never produce the golden egg.
Tyler Davidson : Okay, I get it. Show a little interest. Sorry. Birdie, what're you doing today?
Birdie Davidson : Mom doesn't like that I've seen a penis so I have to start tennis lessons.
Tyler Davidson : That's great. That's really great. Great waffles, Mom.
Tyler Davidson : Man, no more meat for Birdie, huh? She's so weird sometimes.
Nathan Davidson : Maybe she needs a little change.
Tyler Davidson : No, she's ALWAYS eating meat.
Nathan Davidson : Maybe she never really liked it.
Tyler Davidson : Yeah, you think once she gets a taste she's gonna go back?
Nathan Davidson : I don''t know. Maybe she'll be a veggie for life. Hey, you know what, you might try it. Maybe you'll surprise yourself.
Tyler Davidson : No. I don't need to try it. That stuff is gross.
Tyler Davidson : Mom, I've got a man-crush on Brad Pitt. Doesn't mean I'm gay.