Lisa Simpson : Ralph can't be president. He's the dumbest person on the dumbest percentile group.
Homer Simpson : A president doesn't have to be smart. All he has to do is point the army and shoot.
Lisa Simpson : But he's eight, and the Constitution says you have to be thirty-five to be president.
Bart Simpson : Lis, I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed the Constitution to protect our rights.