Whip It (2009)
Ellen Page: Bliss Cavendar
Bliss Cavendar : [helping Pash to the toilet] Come on, let's get this out.
Pash : [belches low] It's cool. I swallowed it.
Bliss Cavendar : Come on, just stick your fingers down your throat. You'll feel better.
Pash : No! You stick your fingers down YOUR throat.
Bliss Cavendar : ...Pash... you ever thought... about your parents making love... your dad's naked body...
Pash : ...WHAT?
Bliss Cavendar : His balls jiggling... sweaty?
Pash : nnoo!
[throws up, heaving]
Pash : [whimpers] That's not fair!
Razor : You guys came in second out of two teams.
Razor : Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.
Bliss Cavendar : We deserve better villains.
[Bliss finds Iron Maven waiting for her at the Warehouse]
Iron Maven : Ruthless, Ruthless, Ruthless.
Bliss Cavendar : [hesitatingly] Maven, Maven, Maven?
Iron Maven : Hey, guess how old I am.
Bliss Cavendar : [guessing] 27?
Iron Maven : [not at all touched] Oh, that's sweet. I'm 36. Guess when I started skating. I was 31. 'Cause it took me that long to find one thing that I was really good at.
[Iron Maven stands, staring intently at Bliss]
Iron Maven : And you know what? I worked my ass off to get it.
Bliss Cavendar : [nervously] Yeah, me too.
Iron Maven : [smirks briefly] It's too bad you're only 17.
[Bliss stares in shock]
Iron Maven : What do you think the league is gonna say when they find that out? Or your teammates, when they find out you've been lying? That's gonna be rough.
Bliss Cavendar : [pleading desperately] Maven, please, look...
Iron Maven : [cutting her off] No, you look. One day it will be your time, Ruthless, but it's not your time now. And if I was you, I wouldn't even bother lacing up those skates.
[Iron Maven walks away, and Bliss hangs her head and cries]
Bliss Cavendar : Fuck.
Bliss Cavendar : Screw you and your grandmother's Chevy Celebrity!
[Bliss is waiting on a table occupied by Corbi, Colby and their friends]
Colby : What's the name of that thing that if I eat it real fast, it's free?
Bliss Cavendar : That's the Squealer. You have to eat it in three minutes or less.
Colby : [ponders briefly] Yeah. You bring me a Squealer. And I don't mean Corbi.
[Colby laughs and grabs Corbi in a groping hug, and Corbi mock-squeals loudly]
Bliss Cavendar : I'm gonna puke!