Bruce Willis: Frank Moses
Sarah Ross : [talking quietly about Marvin] Wow. This guy's insane.
Frank Moses : Well, he thought he was the subject of a secret government mind control project.
Marvin Boggs : [in another room, checking files] This'll take a minute.
Sarah Ross : Sure.
Frank Moses : As it turns out... he really was being given daily doses of LSD for 11 years.
Sarah Ross : Well, in that case, he looks great.
Frank Moses : Fantastic.
Sarah Ross : Yeah...
Ivan Simanov : Still... I owe you... for killing Igor.
Frank Moses : Igor the Butcher.
Ivan Simanov : He was a great asset.
Frank Moses : He was a pig.
Ivan Simanov : He was my cousin.
Frank Moses : I'm sorry.
Ivan Simanov : [raises his glass] To Igor.
[clinks glasses with Frank]
Ivan Simanov : The Butcher.
Frank Moses : [raises his own] He's not dead.
[Ivan chokes on his vodka]
Frank Moses : I flipped him.
Ivan Simanov : ...No.
Frank Moses : He owns a string of 7-11s in Orange County.
Ivan Simanov : What?
Frank Moses : He weighs 500 pounds.
[They laugh hysterically]
Marvin Boggs : Why are you trying to kill me?
Frank Moses : I'm not trying to kill you!
Marvin Boggs : Oh, yeah. You are.
Frank Moses : Why would I be trying to kill you?
Marvin Boggs : Because the last time we met, I tried to kill you.
Frank Moses : That was a long time ago.
Marvin Boggs : Some people hold on to things like that.
Frank Moses : [to Marvin] Pig! Open the pig!
[Marvin unzips the pig and Frank pulls out a grenade launcher]
[Frank and Marvin are being chased by the Moldovan Ground Forces with Marvin wearing a dress and sitting in a wheelbarrow that is being pushed by Frank]
Marvin Boggs : I told you something bad was gonna happen.
Frank Moses : [annoyed] Keep your dress on!
Marvin Boggs : Moldova sucks.
Frank Moses : [over his shoulder] Moldova sucks!
Marvin Boggs : Next time, your girlfriend can wear the dress.
Frank Moses : Watch your back, too.
Joe Matheson : I'm 80 years old. I got stage 4 liver cancer. What the hell can they do to me?
Frank Moses : They can still shoot you.
Joe Matheson : Well... I never thought this would happen to me.
Frank Moses : What?
Joe Matheson : Getting old. Well I mean... Vietnam, Afghanistan... Green Spring Rest Home?
Marvin Boggs : Frank, we gotta get rid of this broad. I know a great place, just up the road. Lots of alligators.
Frank Moses : We're not getting rid of the broad. I like her. Okay?
Marvin Boggs : Well, wait? What's the angle?
Frank Moses : No angle. I like her.
Marvin Boggs : Ok. So... they pull her voice from the pay phone, probably right now, install the recognition software and backtrace it to Singer. So, then we show up, they bring out the satellite, and we're fried with Y-rays.
Frank Moses : How'd you do it?
Victoria : What?
Frank Moses : How'd you make the transition? Here you seem so calm. At ease.
Victoria : I love it. I love it here. I love the baking. I love the flower arranging. I like... I like the routine.
[Frank gives her a look]
Victoria : Well, I... I do get a bit restless sometimes.
Frank Moses : Mm-hmm.
Victoria : I take the odd contract on the side. I-I just can't stop.
[Frank calls Cooper on the phone; Cooper is told to stall him while the call is traced]
Frank Moses : Here's the thing, Cooper. With age... comes a certain perspective. I'd be a liar if I said there wasn't a time when I was exactly like you. Blind ambition. Misplaced trust.
William Cooper : Why are you telling me this?
Frank Moses : It may help me to decide what to do next.
Interrogation Surveillance Tech : [technician tracing the call whispering to Cooper] Just keep it going.
William Cooper : Why? What are you thinking about?
Frank Moses : Our business is a very hard one. But it was never the, uh... the killing or the stress, the bad pay that bothered me.
William Cooper : Well, what was it, Frank?
Frank Moses : It's how anything that you love... can be taken away from you. It taught me never to care. Never to invest. Then I met this woman. Sarah. And now you have her. Now I can't think of anything more horrible than to know that your enemies can hurt someone you love. The feeling is almost indescribable.
[the trace completes, and the technician hands Cooper a printout]
Frank Moses : You still there, Cooper?
William Cooper : [horrified] You're at my house
[Frank looks out the window into the yard where Cooper's wife and two children, unaware, are playing]
Frank Moses : Almost indescribable, isn't it?
William Cooper : [whispering] Please... Please don't hurt my family.
Frank Moses : If anything happens to Sarah, I will rip everything you love out of your life. And then I'll kill you.
Gabriel Singer : I got one for you. What did this twice-decorated, West Texas Jew-boy Marine pilot say to the Chinese New York Times reporter?
Frank Moses : I give up.
Gabriel Singer : Nothing. I didn't tell her a damn thing.
Frank Moses : The reporter's dead now. And everyone she spoke to is either dead or a target. That includes you.
Frank Moses : [on the phone] 943-66-2291. Pension Services, please.
Woman : Thank you, Mr. Moses, please hold for your representative.
[after Business woman just misses with an Rocket Propelled Grenade]
Frank Moses : What are you doing?
[Marvin steps out from behind the shipping container as Business Woman is relaoding RPG, waits for he to finish and fire before shooting it as it launches and blows her up]
Marvin Boggs : Old man, my ass.
Frank Moses : Don't get me wrong, I know it's crazy. Don't think that, I don't think that this crazy. And it couldn't be more different than how I'd hoped to meet you for the first time.
[the camera pans to the rear-view mirror which reveals that Frank has had to gag Sarah by duct taping her mouth shut as while he may like her, her protests are preventing him from helping her]
Frank Moses : But you know sometimes things happen. And I just hope that one day, you and I will be sitting somewhere comfortably and look back on this as the great big adventure that it is.
Frank Moses : [Still furious, Sarah rants and raves but her shouting at Frank is muffled by her gag] I'm a little hungry too, what should we get?
Sarah Ross : [Sarah calms down after her rant. While she remains gagged in the back of the car, she accepts her current situation and lets out a muffled but understandable response] Pizza
Sarah Ross : [Frank and Sarah arrive at the motel. Once Frank has finished tying Sarah to the bed, he removes the duct tape from her mouth] If you, if you let me go now, I won't press charges, there's no hard feelings
Frank Moses : What claim?
Sarah Ross : How do I always attract losers like you?
Frank Moses : I was in the CIA
Sarah Ross : Yeah, I bet you were. I bet you're a spy
Frank Moses : I have to go and see someone now
Sarah Ross : You're just gonna make me sit here? What, this...
Frank Moses : You couldn't be safer, no-one knows where you are
[Frank grabs a roll of duct tape and tears a strip off]
Sarah Ross : Oh no! You don't, don't do it, you don't! Please, I-I, I don't want it
Frank Moses : Just stay still, sorry
[Sarah squirms for a while before sitting still and allowing Frank to duct tape her mouth shut and gag her again]
Frank Moses : Your eyes are so beautiful