Monsters University (2013)
Joel Murray: Don
Mike Wazowski : Um, h... hello? Fellas?
[as he and Sulley walk down the basement into a candlelit are, where O.K fraternity surround it, wearing black cloaks]
Don : Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
Mike Wazowski : [Terri and Terry hit Mike with a cricket bat] OW!
Terry : Do you swear to keep secret.
Terri : All that you learn here?
Art : No matter how horrifying?
Sulley : [Squishy hits Sulley with cricket bat] Hey!
Squishy : Will take the scared oath of the...
[initiation interrupted by someone, turning on the lights]
Don : For crying out loud.
Ms. Squibbles : Sweetie! Turn the lights on when you're down here. You're going ruin your eyes.
Squishy : MOM, WE'RE DOING AN INITIATION!
Ms. Squibbles : Oh, scary! Well, carry on. Just pretend I'm not here
[turns off half the lights, and walk downstairs to the washing machine]
Squishy : This is my mom's house. Do you promise to look out for your brothers?
[Mrs. Squibbles turns on the laundry dial loudly]
Squishy : No matter what the peril?
[Laundry machine runs noisily]
Squishy : ... WILL YOU DEFEND OOZMA KAPPA? NO MATTER HOW DANGEROUS? NO MATTER HOW INSURMOUNTABLE THE ODDS MAY BE? FROM EVILS BOTH GREAT AND SMALL? IN THE FACE OF UNENDING PAIN AND... OH FORGET IT! You're in.
Don : Sherrie and I are engaged.
Mike Wazowski : Who's Sherrie?
Squishy : [Embarrased] She's my Mom.
Don : Don't worry, Scott. I don't want you to think of me as your new dad. After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
Squishy : This is so weird.
Don : Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother. Wait, hold on, we're brothers who share the same mom slash wife. That's worse.
Mike Wazowski : [as Mike's Team start to walk off following what Johnny said] Guys! Hold on! Hey, hey, hey, wait a second. Don't listen to him! We just, need to keep trying!
Sulley : [losing confidence] No! You need to stop trying! You can train monsters like this all you want, but you can't change who they are.
Don : Mike... We appreciate everything you done, but he's right. No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them. We're built for other things.
[walks off with the rest of the team, while Mike starts feeling concerned]
Chet : [whilst drinking a cup with the humiliating photo of Oozma Kappa on it] Sorry, squirts! Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
Mike Wazowski : The big leagues.
[Mike approaches his teammates in Squishy's house]
Mike Wazowski : [having come up with an idea] Gentleman, tonight, we're all going on a little Field Trip.
[Dean Hardscrabble has turned off the door to the Human World that Mike and Sulley went into, before they could even get back out]
Don : They're still in there.
Dean Hardscrabble : Until the Authorities arrives, this door stays off.
Squishy : *No*! You can't do this.
[he and the others begin to walk over, only to be held back]
Dean Hardscrabble : [Raising her wings] ENOUGH! I WANT THIS ROOM CLEARED NOW!
[Everyone begins to back away out of the room slowly]
Don : [to Reggie from the RORs during the Final Challenge of the Scare Games] Thanks for taking it Easy on Grandpa!
[Sulley rushes to the Door Making Lab, where Dean Hardscrabble is with some Campus Security Guards]
Dean Hardscrabble : No-one goes near this door until the authorities arrive!
Squishy : [Sulley gets approached by the Rest of his Team] James wait, we can help.
Sulley : Look, it's my fault Mike got into this, so it's up to me to get him out of it.
Don : Leave it to the old master of sales.
[Walks up to to Dean Hardscrabble and the Security Guards]
Don : Hi there. Don Carlton, Sales Person. How often have you asked yourselves the following question?
Dean Hardscrabble : Arrest him.
[the Security Guards press Don up against the wall, allowing the coast to be clear for Sulley to get to the door]
MU Security Guard : [to Don] Up against the wall *Pops*.
Dean Hardscrabble : [Noticing Sulley] Sullivan, don't you dare.
[desperate, Sully enters the door that Mike went through into the Human World]
Don : [Introducing himself to Mike and Sulley] Don Carlton, mature student. 30 years in a textile industry, and then ol' dandy Don got downsized. Figured I could throw myself a pity party or go back to school and learn the computers.
[as Mike and Sulley exit their Oozma Kappa Bedroom at the same time after waking up, they fall over, and Squishy suddenly snaps a photo of them]
Squishy : First morning in the house.
Art : That's going in the Album.
Don : [Arriving with a Scare Games Letter] Guys, it's arrived, our first challenge.
[Mike struggles to pull it off him]
Don : Sorry, Tentacles. Kinda Sticky.
[Mike reads the envelope]
Mike Wazowski : Wait a minute. They want us to meet where?